list your 5 favorite living musicians - then the next five

[clitty litter]

Kelly Joe Phelps
Peter Gabriel
Mike Patton
John Zorn
Stevie Wonder

Malcolm Holcombe
Ian Anderson
Ben Harper
Tom Waits
Trey Spruance

[Guest]

None of your god damn business, and your user name isn't cool, dude. are you trying to be funny or prove a point or one of those slick guys doing both? Either way, you have crap taste in music, and you should go polish your rims.

[clitty litter]

sticks and stones bro, sticks and stones

Now for my top 10 living jazz artists:

Herbie Hancock
Wayne Shorter
Bill Frisell
John McLaughlin
Brian Blade
McCoy Tyner
Chick Corea
Jack DeJohnette
Keith Jarrett
Dave Holland

[clitty litter]

now for my favorite colours:

green

then blue

then silver

then gold

[Cokie the Clown]

Loser

[clitty litter]

What's your favorite drug to sniff Cokie? Smoke. What's your favorite pill to shootup Cokie?

go ahead and make yourself vulnerable here bro. you may learn a few things about yourself. maybe you'll surprise yourself. maybe.

[clitty litter]

then there are mentionables to times of 10:

Pat Metheny
Ennio Morricone
Daniel Dumile (mf doom)
Otis Jackson Jr (madlib)
Ish
Stanley Jordan
Robert Fripp
Steve Howe

[Carcharodon carcharias]

now for my favorite colours:
Money

Gums

Rims

then Teeth

You are a rainbow of extravagant feces!

[clitty litter]

That's what your mom said when she gave me $500 to shit in her mouth.
Then she gave me another $500 to beat her senseless.
Ol' girl is a silly freak.

[Carcharodon carcharias]

That's what your mom said when she gave me $500 to shit in her mouth.
Then she gave me another $500 to beat her senseless.
Ol' girl is a silly freak.

You must be thinking of rabid conundrum or whatever. My mother would just shoot you in your ugly fucking face.

[clitty litter]

On the contrary: I would shoot my ugly potential mothers and fathers in her fugly fcuknig face.

Favorite sneaker: New Balance

[Carcharodon carcharias]

On the contrary: I would shoot my ugly potential mothers and fathers in her fugly fcuknig face.

Favorite sneaker: New Balance

Hey, Nick Gherr, I think you like Puma!




What the fuck is a fcuknig???

[SHARPPIE]

sticks and stones bro, sticks and stones

Now for my top 10 living jazz artists:

Herbie Hancock
Wayne Shorter
Bill Frisell
John McLaughlin
Brian Blade
McCoy Tyner
Chick Corea
Jack DeJohnette
Keith Jarrett
Dave Holland

normally I like your lists, whether I agree with them or not, but this shit cannot & will not stand....



I'll even spell it for you:
O-R-N-E-T-T-E C-O-L-E-M-A-N

now put that shit at the top of the list.

[Guest]

sticks and stones bro, sticks and stones

Now for my top 10 living jazz artists:

Herbie Hancock
Wayne Shorter
Bill Frisell
John McLaughlin
Brian Blade
McCoy Tyner
Chick Corea
Jack DeJohnette
Keith Jarrett
Dave Holland

normally I like your lists, whether I agree with them or not, but this shit cannot & will not stand....



I'll even spell it for you:
O-R-N-E-T-T-E C-O-L-E-M-A-N

now put that shit at the top of the list.

[clitty litter]

yeah that was a pretty boneheaded thing to not include Ornette. I stand accused. I just keep forgetting he's still alive. I mean, the dude pretty much invented free jazz back in fucking 1959!

Also i'm ashamed to not include the guitarist extraordinaire Jeff Parker (Tortoise, isotope 217, Chicago Underground, Ernest Dawkins New Horizons Ensemble, etc.) to my list of favorite living jazz artists.

[clitty litter]

next:

favorite living soul / r&b artists:

- Al Green
- D'Angelo
- Jamie Lidell
- Maxwell
- Anthony Hamilton

[BABY SHAKER]

favorite living soul / r&b artists:

- patrick sweany
- jd mcpherson
- eli "paperboy" reed

the magic number will have to suffice.

[clitty litter]

word is bon squalid slovenly vestibulefullynessable

You ever heard the neo-soul artistt Jesse Boykins III ?

I'm diggin homeboy. What u think of this track?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5ajEoh8jk

[Guest]

word is bon squalid slovenly vestibulefullynessable

You ever heard the neo-soul artistt Jesse Boykins III ?

Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5ajEoh8jk

it's peaches. The little superstar's name is peaches

[clitty litter]

peaches. superstar. i dont follow your censored verbatim. you should go kill yourself either way and stop wasting good O2.

Favorite apple: GRANNY SMITH !! (by a landslide)

Next favorite apple: tie braeburn/fuji

[Guest]

1. David Copperfield
2. David Blaine
3. Chris Angel

... I had 2 more, but they disappeared!

[thA BUSE]

Mirrors And Gasses, Insert Crowds. abracaDAB YOUR NOSE IN MY HINEYHOLE, MISTER TRICKSTER!!

[BABY SHAKER]

Anthony Hamilton

nik rowe, I am familiar and quite fond of Comin From Where I'm From.
have I reached the hamilton acme? or is there a milestone I am stepping over?


luv
hong key

[clitty litter]

dear hong key,

i can't say i know too much about anthony hamilton. he got started as a backup singer for d'angelo i can tell you that. also you may want to check out the r&b artist Chocolate Genius. rasaan patterson is a damb good r&b dude himself. sharron jones and the dap kings anyone?

[Carcharodon carcharias]

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Yatta, Yatta, Yatta