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scored a super clean oster 323 juicer from the resale store dupster .

any tips on how to use this thing , do i peel the fruit / veggies ? i spose you core an apple , how about an orange , any ideas for recipes , do's and donts ?

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DON'T turn this thing into an amplifier.



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we did a remote jam at willow springs woods this week end . i used the boat radio with a zoom bass fx , that has a drum machine , for gomtis bass . this nobel streetman 10 for a keytar , and the cbg amp 5 with trem and echo with a foxx tone machine clone for my cort 45 .

ran everything off 2 deep cells and a med. 12 volt cell with transformers .

by the time we found a spot (it was memorial day) it was really late , we bbqed and played for over an hour . it was really fun , sounded a lot louder than i thought too .

man am i rusty !4 years of not playing , can you say shitty lead ?

deet did really well on keys . gomti was amazing on the bass . queeg upped it a notch when she threw down this keyboard arpeggio thing out of no where . we had 3 groups of folks come up and listen :( , a female cop (white gurl) drove by and ignored us ! we got shut down a few years ago by an angry african American forest preserve police officer . he informed me that "you cant have contraptions in the forest preserve" and also we needed to have a permit ....

so i have been "blingin out" some of the amps by adding huge gaudy infiniti emblems on them . and hiding the wiring / transformers .

contraptions .... what a fuckin jag off . it was me , gomti , deet and queeg . no one else , a permit ? fuckin racist mother fucker . i swear if we had some turn tables , a conga drum , and a wireless mic , if my girls would have had "rhythm nation" suits and been booty dancing on he would have got out and started spinning on his head . its cool to fish , but you cant make music ? this woods has literally NO-one around . a half mile down some loosers were drinkin and fishin .
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you don't have to core the apples. or peel the oranges. just stuff the bastards in there.

carrots with cucumber
carrots and apples
beets, oranges and celery

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thanks man , i have got to try this thing out soon , i just keep forgetting about it !
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a good tip is to put darker stuff in first, it seems to help get everything through if you shove an apple or some celery through last.

and if you juice a bunch of beets, don't worry. you probably are NOT shitting blood.
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The last few days our juicer has been making wine slushies.

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passing out has it's advantages. :wink:

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tomatoes are in season and awesome juiced with carrots and celery.

the other day i threw just about everything i could find in there, strawberries, blueberries, apple, orange, beet, tomato... a buch of other random shit.

deeeeelicious.
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I can't believe throwing things in there works. Placing them perhaps?

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i'm pretty good at getting large objects into tight holes.
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crotchgrabber wrote:i'm pretty good at getting large objects into tight holes.

oh my god....YES!
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I use my juicer to blend soups. I belnd them raw with a glass of water then cook them afterwards.
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