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you've never had an explosion of greatness in your tummy?
maybe you dont call it "tummy"
perhaps you dont call it anything at all
this could be the problem?
besides, the first tortilla chips we not fried or baked, they were just fucking stale; so with melted cheese on top it's nothing more than a statemate, mexican standoff if you will.
maybe you dont call it "tummy"
perhaps you dont call it anything at all
this could be the problem?
besides, the first tortilla chips we not fried or baked, they were just fucking stale; so with melted cheese on top it's nothing more than a statemate, mexican standoff if you will.
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ya know... I don't call it "tummy". I refer to it as "the ol' spunk bunket"Yucky Buckets wrote:you've never had an explosion of greatness in your tummy?
maybe you dont call it "tummy"
perhaps you dont call it anything at all
which was actually a pet name my grandfather had for my grandmother.
and yes, I've had many great explosions in the ol' spunk bucket.
but no, I do NOT say "tummy".
it just sounds way too fagish.
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spunk bucket huh. that's some old sperm-in-the-gutter-love-in-the-sink sorta spunkiness. i'm into buckets tho ya know; long as u got a bucket you bot both 1) a place to shit 2) a place to put your chilli/stew while you're eating it. have at least an old rag when going from 1 to 2. 2 to 1 aint shit tho.
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that belongs on the page of some golden twine bound, velvet (front & back cover) inlayed book somewhere.
no, not just somewhere. how about... perched upon a marble breakfast nook somewhere? 100 dollar bill for a bookmark?
no, not just somewhere. how about... perched upon a marble breakfast nook somewhere? 100 dollar bill for a bookmark?
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shit, tear a page out the bible and use it as a bookmark
use a fcukin brick as a paperweight
true story: i had a fcuking brick on top of my fridgerator next to the door the last year i lived in Boone, NC. the plan was: i'd clock someone over the head if they was @ my door and i didn't like them or give it to a kid if they came round @ halloween. no chocolate or Bic pens or turkey eggs; just bite a piece off the brick (if you can). that year @ halloween i was (true story) the "orange halloween boogaloo bandit, tryin to steal yo boogers out cho nose when yous asleep". Word up, everyone thot i was trippin mushrooms that halloween. I was of course. i rode an "air" horse of course.
use a fcukin brick as a paperweight
true story: i had a fcuking brick on top of my fridgerator next to the door the last year i lived in Boone, NC. the plan was: i'd clock someone over the head if they was @ my door and i didn't like them or give it to a kid if they came round @ halloween. no chocolate or Bic pens or turkey eggs; just bite a piece off the brick (if you can). that year @ halloween i was (true story) the "orange halloween boogaloo bandit, tryin to steal yo boogers out cho nose when yous asleep". Word up, everyone thot i was trippin mushrooms that halloween. I was of course. i rode an "air" horse of course.
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thanks. I appreciate a quality true story.
hey, you know what makes a great enemy stabilizer when you've got a few minutes to spare?
BOILING WATER.
yes sir. effective and efficient. works like a charm on all ages and shapes.
hell, I'll put a pot on at the mere squeak of a police siren.
hey, you know what makes a great enemy stabilizer when you've got a few minutes to spare?
BOILING WATER.
yes sir. effective and efficient. works like a charm on all ages and shapes.
hell, I'll put a pot on at the mere squeak of a police siren.
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boiling water as a weapon. i'll be damned.
in 7th grade there was this weird dude named Dwayne. (true story) he rilly didn't have any friends. i tend to be friendly to the friendless, i often times admire their disposition(s). he used to always sing the line from that fabulous Milli Vanilli song: "Blame it on Dwayne, yeah, yeah.."
anyways, dude had a huge scar on his neck leading down his whole torso. the story was when he was a kid he was boiling some eggs and he accidently spilled the boiling pot on himself. i always wondered if he was bullshitting, that perhaps he was abused instead of his "story" about he boiling water and eggs.
Holy shit i love boiled eggs. i got a half-dozen in my fridgerator now.
oh yeah, Clorox bleach is a GREAT enemy stabilizer. ive always wanted to vandalize a black-tie party with a gallon of bleach. I'd wear all white (of course)
in 7th grade there was this weird dude named Dwayne. (true story) he rilly didn't have any friends. i tend to be friendly to the friendless, i often times admire their disposition(s). he used to always sing the line from that fabulous Milli Vanilli song: "Blame it on Dwayne, yeah, yeah.."
anyways, dude had a huge scar on his neck leading down his whole torso. the story was when he was a kid he was boiling some eggs and he accidently spilled the boiling pot on himself. i always wondered if he was bullshitting, that perhaps he was abused instead of his "story" about he boiling water and eggs.
Holy shit i love boiled eggs. i got a half-dozen in my fridgerator now.
oh yeah, Clorox bleach is a GREAT enemy stabilizer. ive always wanted to vandalize a black-tie party with a gallon of bleach. I'd wear all white (of course)
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Now I really want to see you two fight each other
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I've always loved Rafi. I wonder how he would feel to know his music was being used to sling alcohol now.
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I'm always amazing by how much music you know.
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I know what I like, and like what I know.
my grandmother turned me on to him. she was a HUGE musical fan. when america stopped making them, she branched out to the rest of the world. India was a natural choice.
my grandmother turned me on to him. she was a HUGE musical fan. when america stopped making them, she branched out to the rest of the world. India was a natural choice.
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Dress Barn wrote:I'm always amazing
HERE WE GO.
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You spent your childhood listening to musicals with your grandma and you didn't notice all the purple in season four of Breaking Bad?
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too busy doing jazz hands...
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I think now that this thread/forum/internets is dead, I can properly participate in this crap....
getting psyched up...they're playing Morning Becomes Eclectic tomorrow at 11, Amoeba free show at 6, and Friday at the El Rey...can you say 'fuck yeah!'? I know I can...
getting psyched up...they're playing Morning Becomes Eclectic tomorrow at 11, Amoeba free show at 6, and Friday at the El Rey...can you say 'fuck yeah!'? I know I can...
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love those tinariwen guys. i got the "Water Is Life" album from 2007.
they're playin in my area nov 13 it looks like. i hope they git my buddy Will to play kora with them.
sharppie, u got that Indestructible Beat Of Soweto compilation album?
they're playin in my area nov 13 it looks like. i hope they git my buddy Will to play kora with them.
sharppie, u got that Indestructible Beat Of Soweto compilation album?
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The greatest song by Elton John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRJHv4sOHbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRJHv4sOHbI
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since this thread is back on track, for me lately it's been:
everything otis redding
link wray - 1971 s/t
sean costello (no actual releases, but youtube clips to WATCH him play)
lady dottie & the diamonds - s/t
gridlink - orphan
everything otis redding
link wray - 1971 s/t
sean costello (no actual releases, but youtube clips to WATCH him play)
lady dottie & the diamonds - s/t
gridlink - orphan
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jethro tull and some of the less obvious pink floyd.
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jethro tull. one of the finest 5 classic rock bands. their catalogue from 68-77 is all brilliant.
what happened to them in 1978 tho? aside from a handfull of songs, their albums from 78-on is pure shite.
& when ian anderson decided to remix the pre-77 classics...fuct em up.
the rain wasn't made of water and the snow didn't have a place in the sun
so i stayed behind the rainbow and laid there until we're done
what happened to them in 1978 tho? aside from a handfull of songs, their albums from 78-on is pure shite.
& when ian anderson decided to remix the pre-77 classics...fuct em up.
the rain wasn't made of water and the snow didn't have a place in the sun
so i stayed behind the rainbow and laid there until we're done
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damn right.their catalogue from 68-77 is all brilliant.
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