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Carcharodon carcharias
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Joined: 13 May 2010, 16:49 Posts: 2777 Location: Hunting You
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In case you didn't notice, sherlock, this board is full of people that are not tommy.
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18 Jul 2011, 14:45 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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did you say Not Tommy?
oh...he's a cunt.
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19 Jul 2011, 12:33 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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No, his first name ain't baby,
It's Cunt...Not Tommy if you're nasty
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20 Jul 2011, 12:54 |
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crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 14:25 Posts: 8082
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even saw the lights of the good year blimp and it said not tommy's a cunt.
have i used that one before? if so i blame that cunt, not tommy.
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22 Jul 2011, 16:09 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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don't know...but I sure wouldn't be surprised if I was repeating shit by now. it's like deja cunt.
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26 Jul 2011, 12:39 |
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General Tso s Chicken
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 20 May 2004, 15:58 Posts: 7357
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not tommy needs glasses too , i saw him in best buy with a tod rundgren album from 1971 .
_________________ the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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28 Jul 2011, 18:52 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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eeny meeny miny Not Tommy is a cunt.
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05 Aug 2011, 15:18 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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who put the cunt in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp? who put the ram in the not tommy is a cunt?
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11 Aug 2011, 17:54 |
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BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 22 Jan 2005, 18:34 Posts: 7035
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N_T T_MM_ I_ A C_ _T!
pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!!!
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13 Aug 2011, 15:52 |
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crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 14:25 Posts: 8082
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ten years ago, america was a different country. 9/11 changed everything.
the one thread that has never changed, the thing americans and the world could rely on to be our anchor, our rock, is the fact that not tommy is a cunt.
*salutes flag*
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09 Sep 2011, 17:35 |
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BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 22 Jan 2005, 18:34 Posts: 7035
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Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.
She has seen both these dreams come true.
At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon -- from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence.
Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all known all along and all to well: not tommy is a cunt.
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14 Sep 2011, 08:53 |
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BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 22 Jan 2005, 18:34 Posts: 7035
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Auschwitz, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow death, immense decay Showers that cleanse you of your life Forced in Like cattle You run Stripped of Your life's worth Human mice, for not tommy's a cunt Four hundred thousand more to die not tommy's a cunt! Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Sadistic, surgeon of demise Sadist of the noblest blood
Destroying, without mercy To benefit the Aryan race
Surgery, with no anesthesia Feel the knife pierce you intensely Inferior, no use to mankind Strapped down screaming out to die not tommy's a cunt! Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher, not tommy's a cunt
Pumped with fluid, inside your brain Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes Burning flesh, drips away Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil Frigid cold, cracks your limbs How long can you last In this frozen water burial? Sewn together, joining heads Just a matter of time 'Til you rip yourselves apart Millions laid out in their Crowded tombs Sickening ways to achieve The holocaust Seas of blood, bury life Smell your death as it burns Deep inside of you Abacinate, eyes that bleed Praying for the end of Your wide awake nightmare Wings of pain, reach out for you His face of death staring down, Your blood running cold Injecting cells, dying eyes Feeding on the screams of The mutants he's creating Pathetic harmless victims Left to die cunty not tommy the cunt Flying free
not tommy's a cunt! Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher, not tommy's a cunt
not tommy's a cunt
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16 Sep 2011, 12:15 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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what a stunt, little runt. called out on the bunt, fucking cunt....that Not Tommy.
_________________Eviltoastman is my best friend. "I found my match at BungleMingle.com" https://www.fatbeats.com/
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17 Sep 2011, 15:57 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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Froggy wenta courtin' he did ride C-C-C-C Not Tommy is a cunt
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21 Sep 2011, 16:22 |
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not jimmy
cute as a crackbaby
Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01 Posts: 12940
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24 Sep 2011, 12:46 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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Not Tommy! Not Tommy, Tommy bo Bommy Bonana fanna fo Fommy Fee fy mo Mommy...cunt!
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19 Oct 2011, 14:27 |
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crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 14:25 Posts: 8082
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there was a farmer who had a cunt not tommy was his name-o c-u-n-t-cunt c-u-n-t-cunt c-u-n-t-cunt not tommy was his name-o
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22 Oct 2011, 16:09 |
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BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 22 Jan 2005, 18:34 Posts: 7035
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jeremiah was a bull frog was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said, but at least he's not a cunt. 
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24 Oct 2011, 11:37 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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Good golly Not Tommy, sure are a cunt, When you're cuntin' and a bitchin', can't hear your mama call
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27 Oct 2011, 15:21 |
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Mary Hinge
3% gay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56 Posts: 9788 Location: In a pile of zoo poo
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I cunt believe this thread is still going
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31 Oct 2011, 03:39 |
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BABY SHAKER
bigger softer russier!
Joined: 22 Jan 2005, 18:34 Posts: 7035
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I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly and not tommy's a cunt
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31 Oct 2011, 09:39 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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goddammit, Not Tommy is such a fucking cunt. I can't express the amount of cuntness that fucking cunt possesses.
_________________Eviltoastman is my best friend. "I found my match at BungleMingle.com" https://www.fatbeats.com/
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04 Nov 2011, 01:10 |
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SHARPPIE
projectile menstruator
Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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stupid, goddamn, ass-licking cunt.
_________________Eviltoastman is my best friend. "I found my match at BungleMingle.com" https://www.fatbeats.com/
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17 Dec 2011, 14:15 |
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crotchgrabber
that's sha na not my baby!!!
Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 14:25 Posts: 8082
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what did you get not tommy for christmas? nothing because he's a cunt.
_________________Mr John wrote: You love cock.
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26 Dec 2011, 20:40 |
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not jimmy
cute as a crackbaby
Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01 Posts: 12940
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ba-ba-ba ba-barbra cunt ba-ba-ba ba-barbra cunt oh barbra cu-u-unt, take my cu-u-unt oh barbra cu-u-unt you got me rockin and a rollin rockin and a reelin barbra cunt
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02 Jan 2012, 17:20 |
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