highlight of your day?

[General Tso s Chicken]

blizzard in chicago , a high of 50 mph winds , 22 inches of snow expected . the h.s. school is canceled , and i would be surprised if the middle school doesn't as well . hopefully we will be able go sledding tomorrow . today , we are prolly gonna be shoveling later , have to move the cars when the snow plow guy comes , but he usually shows up at like 3 am . we are out of rock salt .

there are no extra parking spots anywhere here . the street is no parking . all the lots are tiny , so its a hassle . no one in our building will ever really shovel . the plow guys are sposda but . if i dont shovel the neighbors come in and POUND their feet on the ground BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ! the pakistani assholes next door stole our shovel , and hid it under their bush . they gank the rock salt , they steal lightbulbs out off the exit lights , anything in the boiler room that isnt chained down .

we started keeping our shovels in the trunk of our car / in the living room , cause the took it out of the boiler room and hid it under their bushs . it had our name and apt number/ addy on it in huge lettering . then they came knocking on the door twice asking for snow shovels . i finally gave in , after giving them a piece of my mind . they shoveled the snow all over in front of my car door . last week the cops came and arrested 2 of them . something about a fist fight and a stolen ipod . they are constantly hanging out in the hall / common area . smoking weed , yelling / fighting / cranking rap music .

they do burn outs in the parking lot for 20 minutes at a crack . sitting there revving the engine in their buick , rum RUM RUUUUUM ! they fucking double park , alls you here is "nigga this" , "yo nigga that" "nigga nigga nigga " . they carved a latin king symbol in the hallway . there is litter and trash / newport packs / butts everywhere . these kids have absolutely no respect for anything , they are also really bad weed addicts . any time there is any sort of conflict they just lie . they are always trying to fence stolen ipods and phones . i have really tried to be cool with em , earn their respect , but our patience has worn thin .

i guess there is a reason why you here a lot of bad things about that country on the news .

fuck em . im not shoveling shit .

[SHARPPIE]

they're paki latin kings?

do they know where pakistan is?

[PattonBordin]

[gel cacepi]

Love it!

[General Tso s Chicken]

just got in after shoveling , the plow guy made a four foot snow bank in front of the entrance / sidewalk . both cars got stuck , numerous times . he was a new guy . so far we shoveled 2ce .

the paki's look like they left town !

[Grotocult]

receiving panties from gf in the mail...after thinking they'd been taken by perv postman

[SHARPPIE]

how do you declare something like that on the customs form?


awesome 10,000th post, if I do say so myself.

[Grotocult]

That's a good point. I guess they don't have customs forms from Spain. I'll ask.

But your numerology's all wrong mate.

[SHARPPIE]

I had the 10000the post. you had the 10000th reply.

HA!

[gel cacepi]

I recently discovered Nuttin' But Stringz.

[General Tso s Chicken]

blizzard 2011 !

[SHARPPIE]

I saw a guy who looked just like Danny Trejo at the supermarket today. I was in a hurry, so I didn't find out if it really was him...or ask to check out his sweet chest tattoo.

[crotchgrabber]

my buddy used to go to NA with danny trejo.

oh, sorry. forgot about the 'anonymous' part.

[crotchgrabber]

i never thought i'd say this, but my highlight is that aunt flo came to town...
it just took the bitch a little while to get here.

[gel cacepi]

Ewww, Phil!

[General Tso s Chicken]

for those of you unfamiliar with mc (everyone?) take a look at this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zopFA2i ... ure=fvwrel

anyway , i havnt been playing for months , cause i severely burned out after overplaying 3 months straight . i'd seriously warn anyone before trying it , dont play unless you want to get hooked , waste some serious time on it !

they added music blocks to minecraft :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zopFA2i ... ure=fvwrel

not sure what else is new , going to have to see as i go .

[BABY SHAKER]

found 5, count 'em... 5 shirts at goodwill today.
that is a work week's worth of white trash dapperness for me, gang.

[crotchgrabber]

not really a highlight, per se....
but this morning i was sitting on my porch watching the sailboats in the bay, my girl brings out some coffee and breakfast for me. she says she's going to pick up some wine that our friend mati has been making after she cleans my apartment.

all in all, it was just one of those moments when i realized my life is really fucking good right now.
brooke has her extra massage table set up at my place.
i have friends that make booze and give it to me.
i have an awesome apartment (finally got the furnace working).
i have sex three to five times a day.
i have a comfortable bed.
no debt, no warrants out for my arrest.
i have a large penis.
and if worse comes to worse, i can move into sharppie's dead hooker storage.

[BABY SHAKER]

way to make my new shirts look like lyme disease, phil.

[crotchgrabber]

well, i gotta say...
i could really go for some new shirts. i'm a bit jealous of you.

[BABY SHAKER]

cool, now we're even.
this is like hands across america, except our hands
are tapping favorite beer glasses together.

feels good.

[puppy]

i bought 9 CDs for $4.50. one of them is re-sellable for about $75.

[Liingus]

not really a highlight, per se....
but this morning i was sitting on my porch watching the sailboats in the bay, my girl brings out some coffee and breakfast for me. she says she's going to pick up some wine that our friend mati has been making after she cleans my apartment.

all in all, it was just one of those moments when i realized my life is really fucking good right now.
brooke has her extra massage table set up at my place.
i have friends that make booze and give it to me.
i have an awesome apartment (finally got the furnace working).
i have sex three to five times a day.
i have a comfortable bed.
no debt, no warrants out for my arrest.
i have a large penis.
and if worse comes to worse, i can move into sharppie's dead hooker storage.

that's wonderful
now send me my herman edwards hat

[ChickenMug]

A day though?
Talk about chaffing.

[gel cacepi]

Homemade lasagna!