what do you call a guy
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what do you call a guy
that when you take a broad to a super hot colorful carnival and shes all horny and shit and you drop a load of lsd with pills and ketamine on top and then when all the floats come round multicolored and shit and your the messiah blowing bubble kisses to the float queen then suddenly this neverending story prince grabs your princess and starts putting his meat and two veg right up her cunt and your in the void staring up at the stars still being a shaman to the crowd while this seductive is fucking your tail end.its happened three times and i have a list of thirty gods i can characterise but this entity is a new one on the books a thirty first flashing prince light was his name ya?
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awesome.
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I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.
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I did that too.SHARPPIE wrote:I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.
Lack of punctuation/correct grammar stop me dead. That's why I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something. But stupidity venting loosely into the planet bores me.
And for those of you that can't read sentences, paragraphs, pages (and probably have avatars with make up and red noses), I've compressed my above thoughts into the line below for you:
"Bof."
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Mr John wrote:I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something.
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I can understand what you meant to say if it is a mistake. However, I can't tell by your emoticon whether you have received a purple pulsating ass thrashing or you are waiting on one.Mr John wrote:I did that too.SHARPPIE wrote:I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.
Lack of punctuation/correct grammar stop(ped/s) me dead. That's why I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something. But stupidity venting loosely into the planet bores me.
And for those of you that can't read sentences, paragraphs, pages (and probably have avatars with make up and red noses), I've compressed my above thoughts into the line below for you:
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Look in the mirror, dumb cunt!Rick Cave wrote:Who are these cunts?
Cunt!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: what do you call a guy
ceaser?
Re: what do you call a guy
You mean Caesar?disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
Please don't call me a cunt.
When waste removal machine did it I hurt so deep.
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Rick Cave wrote:You mean Caesar?disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
Please don't call me a cunt.
When waste removal machine did it I hurt so deep.
I hear ya chump. I mean cunt.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
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Rick Cave wrote:Hey bud, you're on ignore now.
Think about it.
The name is not Bud, cunt. That ignore function is for the ignorant.
Think about it.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
Your waiting on many things.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.
I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...
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true story:Rick Cave wrote:It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.
I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...
the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.
Mr John wrote:You love cock.
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real live monkeys?
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crotchgrabber wrote: the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.
I doubt it. Especially, since "real" and "live" are not found in his fairytale.disasterbasket wrote:
real live monkeys?
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.Rick Cave wrote:You mean Caesar?disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
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I pulled off a womans pants once and her panties were the uk flag. I lol'd hardcrotchgrabber wrote:true story:Rick Cave wrote:It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.
I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...
the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.
napkins
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exactly... as in someone who ceases posting as in rick cave, for example.ReverseEngineer wrote:pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.Rick Cave wrote:You mean Caesar?disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
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disasterbasket wrote:exactly... as in someone who ceases posting as in rick cave, for example.ReverseEngineer wrote:pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.Rick Cave wrote:You mean Caesar?disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
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so the fuck what?
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker