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fukin shit petey. u got space to put all that shite? fuck i need a new stereo receiver and bass head. a man can never have too much rope
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Hey Petey,

I have some Led Zep and Bob Dylan reel to reel bootlegs. I might need to borrow that set up.
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those decks are sposda be awesome too . ill make room , i think i am lust with that board . damn i cant take my eyes off her !

today we went to dellwood park and took some great pics . i tried to climb down this castle / dam (dam that looks like a castle) , i wanted to turn around and lower myself down . keep in mind i use a cane . anyway i got too far out , had to jump , my legs gave out (its a good fall) i landed hard on my ass . then i went over the side of the dam !

it was a very steep angle , and maybe 18 feet ? i just put my hands over my head like you do on a roller coaster and rode that shit out .

my ass was like a break pad . it got very hot down there from sliding down with my 225 lbs at a 75 degree angle , 20 feet , 90 mph .

it was funny , my ass was on fire . everyone FREAKED , i didnt get hurt bad , i jammed my wrist / finger trying to brace at impact, a lil skeletal shock , but the butt burn was intense ! 5 minutes later my buddy dropped his camcorder off the same "cliff" .

i am gonna be fucked tomorrow . i am already feelin it , my back , knees , legs , and ass !

the thing on the top left is what i fell off of at first

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this is what i slid down on my ass .

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what a fucking doofus i am .

getting older , not what i used to be ! 15 years of gout attacks in my knees , not good . you should have heard me yell . "aaaaAH" boom (first fall) , " AAAAAAAAAHHHHH " sliding noise , boom (ass grind) , "holy SHIT ! , , , im ok ."

my wife said "you looked like you were going down a slide , "WEEE" .

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The dallas cowboys lost again i am very happy man
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just did three brilliant days in the Wildlife Hospital at the zoo.

Got loads more animal experience with three different species of turtles, several types of birds (owls, eagles, and little pecky buggers), a few reptiles, didn't fuck up and didn't kill anything. Just fantastic.

- and then my Primus tickets were waiting for me when got back from there today.
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hey general....more for your UFO file....

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... coast.html

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this is the second "missile" launch in the past 2 weeks in/around LA...the first one was over Panorama City...this one near Catalina Island. both of them are 'unknown'...the air force, the navy, department of defense, NORAD, and the FAA are all saying they have no idea what they are, where they're coming from, or who's doing it.
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mystery missile .
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Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
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SHARPPIE wrote:hey general....more for your UFO file....

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... coast.html

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this is the second "missile" launch in the past 2 weeks in/around LA...the first one was over Panorama City...this one near Catalina Island. both of them are 'unknown'...the air force, the navy, department of defense, NORAD, and the FAA are all saying they have no idea what they are, where they're coming from, or who's doing it.
w...t....f........two[/b] of them!?....only heard of the catalina one
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no one seemed to care about the first one, but it was on the news...no follow up or explanation.
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typical sweep under the rug scenario.
that or... we're granted a 5th grade "explanation".

fuck an educated guess.
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anyone else following this story ?

any thoughts ?
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Played with the new band tonight.
we Fucking rock.

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General Tso s Chicken wrote:anyone else following this story ?

any thoughts ?
I thought it was a movie promo for "Skyline"
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Dress Barn wrote:
General Tso s Chicken wrote:anyone else following this story ?

any thoughts ?
I thought it was a movie promo for "Skyline"
nah ....thats here!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81173464/
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probably gonna say oh its al qaeda or something.
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sharppies avatar!!
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I've been to 3 jack in the boxes today for my free tacos. there's 2 more that are really close if I get hungry again.
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got my free tacos. :o
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Highlight of the day, well week, was actually yesterday - I scored 7 at football, have the rest of the week off to do Xmas shopping and band jam on Friday.

What a hard life...
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Mr John wrote:Highlight of the day, well week, was actually yesterday - I scored 7 at football

goals?
:|
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Mary Hinge wrote:
Mr John wrote:Highlight of the day, well week, was actually yesterday - I scored 7 at football

goals?
:|
just one touchdown.
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