highlight of your day?
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Re: highlight of your day?
yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.
IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!
IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!
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Re: highlight of your day?
SHARPPIE wrote:yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.
IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!
Nothing like some Mork Dork, huh!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.
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Re: highlight of your day?
SHARPPIE wrote:you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.
Obviously, being with you, she either doesn't know shit or is destitute.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
what about nuna chukkas?
gee whiz!
gee whiz!
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Re: highlight of your day?
cheez whiz would be good for you.hepatitis candelabra wrote:what about nuna chukkas?
cheez whiz!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
I would say she is highly proficient with the naginata. nunchucks are for men, silly.
racist AND sexist in 2 sentences. boo-yah.
racist AND sexist in 2 sentences. boo-yah.
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Re: highlight of your day?
let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*
*STILL have no fear upon call*
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*
*STILL have no fear upon call*
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Re: highlight of your day?
hepatitis candelabra wrote:let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*
*STILL have no fear upon call*
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
i have no idea what's going on, but i'm most proficient with spelling, grammar, and passive aggressiveness.
i like to leave the DVDs in their brand new condition to maintain their value.
in case you didn't know, you can't play the DVD and keep it factory sealed at the same time!!!!!1
i like to leave the DVDs in their brand new condition to maintain their value.
in case you didn't know, you can't play the DVD and keep it factory sealed at the same time!!!!!1
Rick Cave";p="892315 wrote:I still look like a complete twat, Yumiko.
So take that.
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Re: highlight of your day?
this chick....
just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.
my life is fucking rad.
just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.
my life is fucking rad.
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Re: highlight of your day?
Well, it's a pretty lame followup to a post like that....
Our call centre has just started recording calls and the last week has been late night supervisor sessions of listening in on the retarded things some of the operators say. We did however stumble across a couple of recordings of internal calls of two absolute mongs placing a booty call then having some vile flirting / phone sex from one end of the room to the other.
True train crash rubbernecking material. Top stuff.
Our call centre has just started recording calls and the last week has been late night supervisor sessions of listening in on the retarded things some of the operators say. We did however stumble across a couple of recordings of internal calls of two absolute mongs placing a booty call then having some vile flirting / phone sex from one end of the room to the other.
True train crash rubbernecking material. Top stuff.
'the fuck did I do?
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Re: highlight of your day?
you're right
Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
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Re: highlight of your day?
I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.
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Re: highlight of your day?
crotchgrabber wrote:this chick....
just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.
my life is fucking rad.
Yeah! There is nothin' like a $2 whore on nickel night!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
This can be done.SHARPPIE wrote:I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.
'the fuck did I do?
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Re: highlight of your day?
really?
post em...or send them to me...please!
post em...or send them to me...please!
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SHARPPIE wrote:really?
post em...or send them to me...please!
Do it. The punk is on his knees.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Re: highlight of your day?
saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
youtube has officially ruined my brain.
youtube has officially ruined my brain.
Re: highlight of your day?
rain day, no work
Re: highlight of your day?
SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
youtube has officially ruined my brain.
i hope you hooted and hollered
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Re: highlight of your day?
Ahem.
http://www.4shared.com/audio/Txtrca86/L ... ttack.html
Download it, the flash player seems to cut off the end.
I'll get part two up shortly.
http://www.4shared.com/audio/Txtrca86/L ... ttack.html
Download it, the flash player seems to cut off the end.
I'll get part two up shortly.
'the fuck did I do?
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Re: highlight of your day?
but what does it MEAAAAN?SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
youtube has officially ruined my brain.
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Re: highlight of your day?
'the fuck did I do?
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Re: highlight of your day?
I dropped off my working family at the airport so I'm off for 4 days!
I have a HUGE house to myself, plenty of spirits, and I am walking around naked.
I have a HUGE house to myself, plenty of spirits, and I am walking around naked.