highlight of your day?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 24 Sep 2010, 16:40

yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 24 Sep 2010, 17:57

SHARPPIE wrote:yeah, I just bark orders at her...she has the hardest time finding the play button on the remote.

IT'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG FUCKING TRIANGLE ON IT!!!

Nothing like some Mork Dork, huh!

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:01

you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:03

SHARPPIE wrote:you'd think, being asian and all, she would understand geometry.

Obviously, being with you, she either doesn't know shit or is destitute.

BABY SHAKER · Post by **BABY SHAKER** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:03

what about nuna chukkas?

gee whiz!

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:04

hepatitis candelabra wrote:what about nuna chukkas?

cheez whiz!

cheez whiz would be good for you.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:09

I would say she is highly proficient with the naginata. nunchucks are for men, silly.

racist AND sexist in 2 sentences. boo-yah.

BABY SHAKER · Post by **BABY SHAKER** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:13

let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*

*STILL have no fear upon call*

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 24 Sep 2010, 18:45

hepatitis candelabra wrote:let's talk about that avatar.
might save me a phone call.
*kidding*

*STILL have no fear upon call*

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 24 Sep 2010, 19:19

i have no idea what's going on, but i'm most proficient with spelling, grammar, and passive aggressiveness.

i like to leave the DVDs in their brand new condition to maintain their value.

in case you didn't know, you can't play the DVD and keep it factory sealed at the same time!!!!!1

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 28 Sep 2010, 00:04

this chick....

just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.

my life is fucking rad.

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 28 Sep 2010, 08:38

Well, it's a pretty lame followup to a post like that....

Our call centre has just started recording calls and the last week has been late night supervisor sessions of listening in on the retarded things some of the operators say. We did however stumble across a couple of recordings of internal calls of two absolute mongs placing a booty call then having some vile flirting / phone sex from one end of the room to the other.

True train crash rubbernecking material. Top stuff.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 28 Sep 2010, 08:58

you're right

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Sep 2010, 13:36

I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 28 Sep 2010, 15:49

crotchgrabber wrote:this chick....

just sent me an email saying she wants to come to monterey and have some no strings attached, drunken wild sex with me.
i've humped a couple of her friends, and apparently i am highly recomended.

my life is fucking rad.

Yeah! There is nothin' like a $2 whore on nickel night!

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 28 Sep 2010, 21:29

SHARPPIE wrote:I'm on your side mobs....I'd rather hear the phone calls, than from some retarded slut.

This can be done.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 29 Sep 2010, 13:47

really?

post em...or send them to me...please!

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 29 Sep 2010, 14:51

SHARPPIE wrote:really?

post em...or send them to me...please!

Do it. The punk is on his knees.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Sep 2010, 01:48

saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Sep 2010, 06:11

rain day, no work

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Sep 2010, 06:12

SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.

i hope you hooted and hollered

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:20

Ahem.

http://www.4shared.com/audio/Txtrca86/L ... ttack.html

Download it, the flash player seems to cut off the end.

I'll get part two up shortly.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:44

SHARPPIE wrote:saw a double rainbow this evening, and instantly thought of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

youtube has officially ruined my brain.

but what does it MEAAAAN?

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 30 Sep 2010, 09:40

And part-deux

http://www.4shared.com/audio/x6xfY94w/O ... _War_.html

*proud of self*

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 30 Sep 2010, 12:33

I dropped off my working family at the airport so I'm off for 4 days!
I have a HUGE house to myself, plenty of spirits, and I am walking around naked.

bbs.bunglefever.com

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