highlight of your day?

[SHARPPIE]

what? no bitching about some movie forum? you're slipping, man.

[crotchgrabber]

we've given up on you man.
fucking techno-hermit.

[Liingus]

im working too much

[SHARPPIE]

a wise man once told me, "Dude, workin's for chumps."

words to live by.


never mind the fact that we were both on the clock at a horrible job blow-torching hams at the time...it is really the truth.

[Liingus]

well until my dealer buddy moves to the country and starts growing and i am employed by 'the family'
i needs cash

[Liingus]

my stylish wardrobe doesn't grow out of my walk in closet all by its self

i need to send u that wire disc. maybe saturday

[crotchgrabber]

blow torching hams? did you ever piss on them?

i'm glad i don't have a stylish wardrobe.

[Liingus]

i'm debating whether or not to shave a lightning bolt into my head
starting at the widow's peak going back like a mohawk
3in wide bolt with the base in the front and the tip in the back
the bolt itself would be the shaved area with hair left else where

[SHARPPIE]

blow torching hams? did you ever piss on them?

I thought about it ever damn day. you ever go into a Honeybaked Ham place? look around if you ever do...they have no ovens. the hams come in pre-cooked. the guys cut them, and propane blow-torch the sugar & spice mixture over the top.

speaking of growing & dealing...all my peeps are freaking out right now. california may completely 'legalize it' in november...right now the polls are saying it's 50/50. most of the people I know doing that stuff, that's ALL they've done. the growers are in a better position. they could possibly get licensed to grow for distribution...but the dealers - sca-rewed...and unfortunately, not paying taxes means no unemployment. I feel bad, but I'm voting for it.

[crotchgrabber]

tell them not to worry. this shit will be repealed like crazy. they've got at least another year or two before it gets all official.

[Liingus]

they need to relocate
i'm traveling to virginia everyday for work
desperate times, desperate measures

btw, thought of you (sharppie) when i was in dutch pennsylvania last friday

[crotchgrabber]

ah yes, sharppie's old dutch oven stories.

[SHARPPIE]

nah...I used to sell weed & electricity to the amish when I lived in NE PA.

they need to relocate

I've got 2 friends who are thinking about exporting to arizona, nevada, and colorado...and if we legalize gay marriage they're getting married. they're not gay, but they cannot be compelled to testify against their spouse. hilarious, but also genius.

[General Tso s Chicken]

nah...I used to sell weed & electricity to the amish when I lived in NE PA.

they need to relocate

I've got 2 friends who are thinking about exporting to arizona, nevada, and colorado...and if we legalize gay marriage they're getting married. they're not gay, but they cannot be compelled to testify against their spouse. hilarious, but also genius.

elaborate please , this concept flew right over my head .

so its just they get caught and they dont have to rat each other out ?

[Miss Yvonne]

I take it you've never watched Law & Order.

[touchy feely]

most of the people I know doing that stuff, that's ALL they've done. the growers are in a better position. they could possibly get licensed to grow for distribution...but the dealers - sca-rewed

all the more reason to vote for it
ive never met a dealer i didnt want to kick in the face
see also: 'pineapple express'

[SHARPPIE]

I did...and it really sucked. dealers in the midwest must be much different than here.

so its just they get caught and they dont have to rat each other out ?

yesh...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_privilege

[ChickenMug]

i'm debating whether or not to shave a lightning bolt into my head
starting at the widow's peak going back like a mohawk
3in wide bolt with the base in the front and the tip in the back
the bolt itself would be the shaved area with hair left else where

do it
and pics

[crotchgrabber]

a midget just jogged past my apartment.

[crotchgrabber]

oh yeah... and even though my birthday is three weeks off, got a present yesterday.
bike!

[Eviltoastman]

Pics please. (bike not midget).

[crotchgrabber]

yeah, sooner or later i will toasty. i figured you'd ask for 'em.
it's an old sekai frame, not sure about the rest of the components. a friend of mine slapped it together. single speed road bike.
fucker hauls ass.

[BABY SHAKER]

watch out for cars!

(sorry )


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[crotchgrabber]

you should have told me that four months ago.

[BABY SHAKER]

I feel retarded enough telling you now.
plus, you wouldn't have listened.
that's just the way you cali punkers are...
it's even out of god's hands at this point.