highlight of your day?
Re: highlight of your day?
you had one of those "kiss the cook" aprons on
didn't you
didn't you
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"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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Re: highlight of your day?
i need to get up and bake a pie
but coffee in bed is so wonderful
but coffee in bed is so wonderful
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is your computer in bed too?
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butt squirts update?!?ChickenMug wrote:i need to get up and bake a pie
but coffee in bed is so wonderful
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she's ocd about her pills. she has a couple kids, doesn't want any more.ChickenMug wrote:crotchgrabber wrote:this one's on bc. she's fucking pissed at her doctor right about now.
sharppie, keep that couch warm for me.
look, human error is the main cause of contraceptive failure
you can't blame a doctor for prescribing you
a pill that you didn't take according to directions
bitches be crazy
i learned my lesson
take that pill every day at the same time
no skipping
probably the least crazy chick i've humped in ages.
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oh, and i did fall in love with a chickenbun look-a-like. a punk rock chickenbun look-a-like. she has a tattoo of a chicken. i was amazed.
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i think i've got a twin!
dawson- butt squirts are gone
it was just that one butt explosion
blingus- yes, i have a laptop
guys, i made a lemon meringue pie
ALL from SCRATCH
took me two tries to get the crust right
but i'm very pleased with myself
- uncooked meat
- bigger softer russier!
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Nailed a job interview. Those cunts better give me the gig now. These Aussie pesos are running out pretty quickly in this sqalid ol' town...
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Re: highlight of your day?
someone post the clock costume picture please
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Re: highlight of your day?
dear new zealand,
less LOTR bullshit, more of this:
love,
SHARPPIE
less LOTR bullshit, more of this:
love,
SHARPPIE
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i love that flick.
one of my favorites to watch when fucked up.
one of my favorites to watch when fucked up.
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I think I've passed it up 100 times thinking it was that david spade movie.
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sometimes i love working customer service.
crazy lady called to bitch about some plumbing work my company did last week.
when i asked her what the problem is she told me it's because barack obamas brother is a drug lord in afghanistan.
crazy lady called to bitch about some plumbing work my company did last week.
when i asked her what the problem is she told me it's because barack obamas brother is a drug lord in afghanistan.
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Re: highlight of your day?
nice jog
fruit salad with greek yogurt
fruit salad with greek yogurt
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the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
Jeff's friend with tourette's wrote:"I'm sorry you're crying! You're ugly and that's why your boyfriend doesn't love you!"
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what was the clue?ReverseEngineer wrote:the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
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"Curly ethnic hairstyle, colloquially"
Jeff's friend with tourette's wrote:"I'm sorry you're crying! You're ugly and that's why your boyfriend doesn't love you!"
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yesterday our outside cat Fluffy killed a mouse.
I came home from work opened the blinds on the patio and saw it went out there and yelled at her for wasting food.
She only ate half of the mouse...THE BUTT HALF
We have dry cat food and water on the table plus 2x a day we feed them wet can food.
But she likes killing birds and mice and bringing them into the backyard. Plus she only likes to drink from the BIRDBATH....guess it's bird-flavored.
I came home from work opened the blinds on the patio and saw it went out there and yelled at her for wasting food.
She only ate half of the mouse...THE BUTT HALF
We have dry cat food and water on the table plus 2x a day we feed them wet can food.
But she likes killing birds and mice and bringing them into the backyard. Plus she only likes to drink from the BIRDBATH....guess it's bird-flavored.
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You're really going on ignore now :/SHARPPIE wrote: that david spade movie.
General Tso s Chicken wrote:how where the mrs. puals crates today , cold ?
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Why would that be controversial?ReverseEngineer wrote:the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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don't quote the ignored.
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hey brandi...
SHARPPIE wrote:don't quote the ignored.
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What the fuck ever, Mister what fuck did i write before the edit.SHARPPIE wrote:don't quote the ignored.
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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well, if you know, lay it on me....thanks for the reminder btw.
it's only fair. I did it for you.
it's only fair. I did it for you.