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you had one of those "kiss the cook" aprons on

didn't you
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"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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i need to get up and bake a pie
but coffee in bed is so wonderful
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is your computer in bed too?
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ChickenMug wrote:i need to get up and bake a pie
but coffee in bed is so wonderful
butt squirts update?!?
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ChickenMug wrote:
crotchgrabber wrote:this one's on bc. she's fucking pissed at her doctor right about now.

sharppie, keep that couch warm for me.

look, human error is the main cause of contraceptive failure
you can't blame a doctor for prescribing you
a pill that you didn't take according to directions
bitches be crazy

i learned my lesson
take that pill every day at the same time
no skipping
she's ocd about her pills. she has a couple kids, doesn't want any more.
probably the least crazy chick i've humped in ages.
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oh, and i did fall in love with a chickenbun look-a-like. a punk rock chickenbun look-a-like. she has a tattoo of a chicken. i was amazed.
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:eek:
i think i've got a twin!

dawson- butt squirts are gone
it was just that one butt explosion

blingus- yes, i have a laptop


guys, i made a lemon meringue pie
ALL from SCRATCH :D
took me two tries to get the crust right
but i'm very pleased with myself
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Nailed a job interview. Those cunts better give me the gig now. These Aussie pesos are running out pretty quickly in this sqalid ol' town...
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someone post the clock costume picture please
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dear new zealand,

less LOTR bullshit, more of this:





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i love that flick.
one of my favorites to watch when fucked up.
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I think I've passed it up 100 times thinking it was that david spade movie.
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sometimes i love working customer service.
crazy lady called to bitch about some plumbing work my company did last week.
when i asked her what the problem is she told me it's because barack obamas brother is a drug lord in afghanistan.
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nice jog
fruit salad with greek yogurt
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the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
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ReverseEngineer wrote:the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
what was the clue?
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"Curly ethnic hairstyle, colloquially"
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yesterday our outside cat Fluffy killed a mouse.
I came home from work opened the blinds on the patio and saw it went out there and yelled at her for wasting food.
She only ate half of the mouse...THE BUTT HALF :puke:

We have dry cat food and water on the table plus 2x a day we feed them wet can food.
But she likes killing birds and mice and bringing them into the backyard. Plus she only likes to drink from the BIRDBATH....guess it's bird-flavored. :?
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SHARPPIE wrote: that david spade movie.
You're really going on ignore now :/
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ReverseEngineer wrote:the controversial appearance of "JEWFRO" in todays New York Times crossword.
Why would that be controversial?
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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don't quote the ignored.
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hey brandi...
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SHARPPIE wrote:don't quote the ignored.
What the fuck ever, Mister what fuck did i write before the edit. :roll:
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well, if you know, lay it on me....thanks for the reminder btw.

it's only fair. I did it for you.
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