highlight of your day?

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 17 Jun 2010, 14:51

i had some pasta salad last night which had asparagus and beets in it.
my pee is awesome!

NINFNM · Post by **NINFNM** » 17 Jun 2010, 17:32

NINFNM wrote:there's a wwe event coming up soon here in San Diego....but we won't be going since it's just a house show...no drunken highlights.

my highlight today: MAKING POTATO SALAD

it's PB's favorite dish everz

ok just tasted it and it's great!!!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 17 Jun 2010, 17:51

going to see camo hat this weekend

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 17 Jun 2010, 19:30

random customer just called the shop, asking if i'd like to come over for dinner.
no, you crazy old man. no.
and he kinda sounds like the old creep on family guy.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 17 Jun 2010, 19:54

Oh no! A work highlight!

Out of context exchange with box wine manager-

him- Lips?
me- *confused look*
him- Lips? *hand gesture*
me- *shaking head*, *shrug*

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 17 Jun 2010, 21:26

baking lemon bars

yup, nothing but time on my hands

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 17 Jun 2010, 21:31

I thought I knew what cute was until I bought a baby bonnet.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 17 Jun 2010, 21:33

and i bet you look adorable in it

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 17 Jun 2010, 21:48

I used to think that adult babies were hilarious until I changed my 1,000th diaper

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 17 Jun 2010, 23:26

Dress Barn wrote:I thought I knew what cute was until I bought a baby bonnet.

And now you know what it isn't.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 18 Jun 2010, 09:34

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 18 Jun 2010, 12:04

my neighbor was out at one of the bars last night watching the lakers game. said he ran into my ex. as soon as he started talking to her she started going off about my dick. saying how wonderful it was. i guess it was a real awkward conversation for my neighbor, and it took him about ten minutes to eject from the conversation. he sent me a big "fuck you" message on facebook this morning. "when i'm in a bar, the last thing i want to do is sit and talk to some crazy bitch about my buddies junk. fuck you phil. date a normal chick already."

NINFNM · Post by **NINFNM** » 18 Jun 2010, 12:25

well now you know your ex crazies aren't going around town lieing about you having a small dick

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 18 Jun 2010, 17:45

Grotocult · Post by **Grotocult** » 19 Jun 2010, 11:57

Waking up and writing four pages.
Now I'm off the mermaid parade. Hopefully I will see some naked female breasts.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 19 Jun 2010, 23:16

three cheer for phil's dick!!

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:23

(lingus) wrote:three cheer for phil's dick!!

i hear that shit all the time, but i still love me some lingus.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:29

tonight:

2 spatens
1/2 bottle wine
screwdriver

tomorrow:

hangover
coffee
pancakes with whipped cream

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:31

tonight (so far):
twelve pack of heiny
half bottle of wine
two shots of scotch
three hamburgers

tomorrow:
nas motherfucking car!

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:32

dont forget about your old man

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:34

yeah, i'm dragging him along.
dude... he was more pissed than me when he found out we can't bring in our own booze. we're still gonna try.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:37

i know i read recently you have a flask

there is no try...with a flask

yoda said that

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 20 Jun 2010, 00:40

well sure... we'll have eight ounces of absynthe. but is that enough for a seven hour event?
the answer my friend, is not blowing in the wind. the answer is FUCK NO.

i just filled my camelback with vodka and soda. 100 ounces. mostly vodka.
we'll be fine.

BABY SHAKER · Post by **BABY SHAKER** » 20 Jun 2010, 10:19

this is the sort of thing I specialize/dominate in.
I'll never forget the time an old friend and I went to the local white trash mall
to view an elvis impersonator and we brought in two huge mickey d cups
filled with beer.
I tried to talk to fake elvis after the show and he looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
he was either

a) intimidated by my striking good looks
b) immediately buzzing via my breath in his face

good times rolled that day, yes they did.

bbs.bunglefever.com

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