highlight of your day?

[crotchgrabber]

Report: Two-season postseason ban for USC


It was leaked earlier today that the final report on the NCAA's investigation into the USC football and basketball programs would be released on Thursday.

Ahead of that semi-scheduled release -- which will not include a press conference on the part of the Trojans as previously thought -- comes word of potential sanctions facing the football program.

And unlike some -- including us -- had previously thought, it will not exactly be a slap on the wrist for the storied institution.

According to Bruce Feldman of ESPN.com, USC will receive a two-year post-season ban from the NCAA's probe into, among other things, the alleged illegal benefits received by Reggie Bush while he was a Heisman-winning running back at USC.

Additionally, per Feldman, the program will be hit with a loss of scholarships, the amount of which is not yet known.

There's no word on additional sanctions that could be slapped on the university; however, if Bush were to be declared retroactively ineligible, it could lead to USC being stripped of their 2004 BcS title, a previously-unknown stipulation implemented by the governing body of Div. 1-A football titles after the NCAA's probe into Bush commenced.

Needless to say, the fallout will continue throughout the day Thursday and, possibly, well into the future.

UPDATE 12:31 a.m. ET: According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, the USC football program will lose "more than 20... scholarships" as part of the sanctions handed down by the NCAA. There is no word on over how many years that scholarship loss would be spread out.

"Limited recruiting contacts, probation and forfeiture of victories are also among the penalties" that are in play for the football program, the Times reports.

UPDATE: Bush's stats will also be wiped out from games he was ineligible. He's at risk of losing his Heisman trophy.

can we retroactively make it all lane kiffin's fault?

[PattonBordin]

He only assisted Carroll. Fuck this is awesome news

[touchy feely]

can we retroactively make it all lane kiffin's fault?

how quick does this asshole get out of town now? knowing how shitty college football is, he'll be the head coach of michigan or Tejas by the end of the month

[crotchgrabber]

can we retroactively make it all lane kiffin's fault?

how quick does this asshole get out of town now? knowing how shitty college football is, he'll be the head coach of michigan or Tejas by the end of the month

nfl commisioner in three years.

[mr. arcade]

made this other guy that was trying to race me get a speeding ticket

[crotchgrabber]

tequilla is pretty awesome.

[NINFNM]

I zoned the pens & pencils aisle yesterday and today I zoned the paper/planners aisle.

I feel sooo much better

our store is going though a remodel and I haven't bothered to clean up my department since they did it over a month ago.
I just haven't really had the time to do a whole aisle.

[BABY SHAKER]

Oh my god I forget the best thing happened at work last night.

at break Mikey was sitting on the desk and then laid down and Adam said "What's going on...is it sexy pose time?" and Mickey just laughes. Then Adam says "good thing I'm not sitting right there with your balls in my face" and that made the nerd Nat SPIT UP his Cherry Coke allllll over himself we allllll laughed at him cuz it was just too funny. Then he makes the comment "I'm not even gonna bother wiping my shirt off.. I GUESS I'll take a shower when I get home." Uh yeah dude you better shower...you just spit up half a can of sode all over yourself.

[Miss Yvonne]

that seems to be going around!

I'm on vacation.

[Grotocult]

Skype-chatting with the girl I think I am falling for.

[BABY SHAKER]

that seems to be going around!

I'm on vacation.

ZIMA TIME!!!

[Miss Yvonne]

All I've got is a box of wine that the manager (that i sometimes harrass in my mind) told me was "the best kind!"



I need to start thinking with my liver.

[touchy feely]

my roommate is watching her friend's kid, who's about 5
he currently is feverishly dancing along to a series of michael jackson videos
complete with fedora and badass white pants
i want to adopt this kid

[BABY SHAKER]

All I've got is a box of wine that the manager (that i sometimes harrass in my mind) told me was "the best kind!"



I need to start thinking with my liver.

bullshit logic.
the liver does no think.
the liver does the accept.

use brain think
use liver no waste time

[Miss Yvonne]

I suppose my liver would want me to buy milk.

I just spent $66 at the liquor store. Take that, cute manager boy!

[BABY SHAKER]

drink list the stat


love
carebrZ

[NINFNM]

I suppose my liver would want me to buy milk.

I just spent $66 at the liquor store. Take that, cute manager boy!

now were you about to find your car when you walked out the liquor store? if so you're not a drunk

me and some friends went to see a WWE show and SOMEHOW my friend jj made a escape out the building and into the am/pm in the same parking lot, got some beer and walked into the parking lot and just stood by a tree. Lucky I spotted him and walked him back to the car. I asked him what he was doing and he said he didn't know and just gave me a hug. At that point I figure my friend is tied with my boyfriend for good drunk stories

[Miss Yvonne]

I feel drunk reading that.

[Mary Hinge]

My mate's Facbook update:


So lets assess the level playing field, shall we (insert ex-girlfriend’s name), from
which you derive your famed sense of moral superiority and martyr complex?
37 minutes ago • Comment •Like •Unlike

You got to keep child and 2 bedroom flat and car (my fucking car), getting all your rent paid by housing benefit as a single mother + you were able to get a paying tenant, who paid YOU and provided free babysitting. From this vantage point you managed to build your salubrious career.

27 minutes ago. Whereas your “lazy cunt” of an ex partner, got to move out into a small room in a student flat, for which the housing wouldn’t pay the full rent, I worked full time in the festival theatre bar for £3.50 an hour, you brought (insert son;s name) over on Friday, straight after I’d finished work, and I brought him back to yours on Sunday, before going back to work on Monday for £3.50 an hour again.

27 minutes ago. You've always scuttled away from the truth like a fucking mithering con artist.

26 minutes ago. And one more detail to add, I moved out at your insistence, my Grandmother a couple of weeks dead.

Now, your hubby, the "decent parent" who can't even lift his hand to change a fucking nappy for his own daughters was on anti-depressants because his best friend died of cancer (oh that's right that's what my Gran died of), and these anti-depressants make him so manic he’s knocking his pregnant wife about and MY son.

12 minutes ago. When I confront him about it for your benefit and for Jed’s , he first pulls a chair on me, and than a 12’’ bread knife. He’s 6 foot five and I still face the cunt down. And that’s the scum you fucking defend - Because you’re a fucking WHORE and he provides fancy sofas.

awesome!

[crotchgrabber]

i'm stuck at work, bored off my ass, i texted this chick asking her to send some dirty pictures to my phone.
i got a text back an hour or so later:
girl..."did you get those?"
me..."nope. did you send them to the right person?"
girl..."Oh my god. i sent them to my mom!"

my life is awesome.

[ChickenMug]

lebanese food for lunch
fresh blueberries
imparting wisdom i didn't know i had on someone newER to sobriety than i am

[crotchgrabber]

got the dirty pics.

[NINFNM]

forcing my mom to watch Law & Order on dvd

[crotchgrabber]

my friends know how to drink!
every bottle i've found has been completely empty. good job guys!

[Liingus]

i'm stuck at work, bored off my ass, i texted this chick asking her to send some dirty pictures to my phone.
i got a text back an hour or so later:
girl..."did you get those?"
me..."nope. did you send them to the right person?"
girl..."Oh my god. i sent them to my mom!"

my life is awesome.

bitches be crazy...and liars