Borrowed the series from my wife. I'm halfway through the 4th book.
BELLA: I'm so sad.
EDWARD: Heyyy...
BELLA: You are a dracula.
EDWARD: I love you.
BELLA: I love you.
EDWARD: You cut yourself on a paper envelope. I'm so sorry that I exposed you to such danger by giving you said envelope.
BELLA: No, it's not your fault at all. I'm sorry for needing an envelope, which led you to feel guilty for giving it me.
EDWARD: I love you, but I have to leave. I can't afford for you to hurt yourself like this again.
JACOB: I love you too! Hang out with me.
BELLA: I'm so sad, but I sort of love you too.
JACOB: I are a werewolf now. How cool is that!
BELLA: It's cool, but I love the dracula more.
EDWARD: I'm back now. Marry me.
BELLA: Make me a dracula.
EDWARD: Marry me and I'll make you a dracula.
BELLA: *is pregnant with half-dracula*
JACOB: #$%& you, half-dracula!
BELLA: *is a dracula now and gives birth to abomination*
JACOB: I am now in love with your 3 day old infant.
ROARK: *halfway through 4th book*
Preposterous.
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I've never been into the draculas. Even back when people were reading the Brad Pitt dracula books.
Have you had to sit through the films?
Have you had to sit through the films?
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Miss Yvonne wrote:Even back when people were reading the Brad Pitt dracula books.
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I'm not reading all of...