highlight of your day?

[crotchgrabber]

books in disguise.

i want to do that to my AA big book.
but, as strange as it may seem, the big book is too small. cause there's no way my flask is too big.

[NINFNM]

ahhh shit, looks like british people live there. Gonna bring your powdered wig?

[Hank]

road head.

[The Rambam]

she looks filipino, so i think shes faking the nasty smell face. They eat poop for fukks sake.

Don't they all look like that all the time anyway? It's like an island full of Fred Schneiders over there.

[The Rambam]

i bet they don't allow blax in there.

Someone's going to have to serve the tea.

[ChickenMug]

Woah Phil! Yoga girl is on textsfromlastnight!

(513): Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
(1-513): Not having phil's child is good enough.

[The Rambam]

That's my area code!

[ChickenMug]

watch out then
you could be next


ps - my highlights for the last couple days are as follows:
homemade avocado face mask
great kona coffee
aveda clove conditioner
professional facial (and haircut)
buy one get one free chicken breasts and beef roasts at winn dixie
beau swimming and playing in the pond
the chickens in my neighborhood are back

[The Rambam]

professional facial

I thought the guy usually had to pay for that. Badoom-tish!

[crotchgrabber]

Woah Phil! Yoga girl is on textsfromlastnight!

(513): Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
(1-513): Not having phil's child is good enough.

fucking trip.
but, yeah.... she's in the 831.

her not having my child is pretty damn highlighty.

[Ruby Juice]

I have some crazy dramatic new neighbor chick, like the kind of girl Phil would be involved with
and when I pulled up in my driveway she ran over, collapsed on my car and said she needs to go to the hospital because her anorexia is acting up. I could of gotten involved but I just muttered "I am not moving in with camo hat" and reversed my car. True story.

[SHARPPIE]

goooooo Rakers!






no matter how many times I see that, it kills me every time.

[ChickenMug]

for shaina:


i made monkey bread
and a slammin peach strawberry ginger smoothie

[crotchgrabber]

I have some crazy dramatic new neighbor chick, like the kind of girl Phil would be involved with
and when I pulled up in my driveway she ran over, collapsed on my car and said she needs to go to the hospital because her anorexia is acting up. I could of gotten involved but I just muttered "I am not moving in with camo hat" and reversed my car. True story.

give me her number.

for shaina:


i made monkey bread
and a slammin peach strawberry ginger smoothie

give me monkey bread.

[Miss Yvonne]

7 day vacation starting NOW.

Or after I take a little nap.

I had 2.5 hours sleep between last night's Melvins show ( ) and work this morning.

[PattonBordin]

[ChickenMug]

guys, seriously
this aveda liquid exfoliant is the shit

[ChickenMug]

[Miss Yvonne]

Traditional Wrestlin is now following you on Twitter!

[NINFNM]

Traditional Wrestlin is now following you on Twitter!

I keep getting bitches blabbing about high end clothes and how to get them cheap following me.

[Grotocult]

Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.

[NINFNM]

Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.

well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and drunk

[PattonBordin]

me and mom went shopping out in Santee (aka KLANTEE) at Kohls & Lowes. On the way home I look over into a strip mall where there's a Bank of America and see 3 local news channels and go "Hey I think that bank just got robbed" mom pulls over into the strip mall to see what's going on. I had to tell her NOT to go towards the news vans...cuz I think she was gonna


http://www.cbs8.com/Global/story.asp?S=12463833

The "Geezer Bandit strikes again!

The 'Geezer Bandit' Keeps on Ticking
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/06/08 ... n-ticking/

The "Geezer Bandit" struck again on Monday, adding yet another surprising heist to the rap sheet of one of America's oldest active criminals.

The latest target of the man thought to be in his 70s was a bank inside an Albertsons grocery story in Poway, a small community just north of San Diego. He's robbed 10 banks in San Diego County since August 2009, the FBI said.

According to the FBI, the "Geezer Bandit" made his move at about 2:50 p.m. local time, passing a note to one of the tellers and brandishing a small caliber revolver. He threatened to use it.

After grabbing the cash, he exited through the north door of the grocery store, and walked off without getting caught, just as he had nine times before.

Whether he's just being fashionable, or wily, the "Geezer Bandit" is known to mix up his wardrobe a bit.

In Monday's robbery, he wore a Navy colored blazer and a dark baseball cap. In an April heist, he wore a blue San Diego Padres baseball cap and a blue spring jacket. Back in November, he wore a lighter blue baseball cap.

The stickups have frustrated the FBI in San Diego, which has periodically posted the suspect's photo on the front page of its website, seeking help from the public. A reward of $16,000 is being offered for his capture.

"It's unusual for someone this age to be robbing banks," Darrell Foxworth, an FBI spokesman in San Diego said in December after the "Geezer Bandit" racked racked up his fifth heist. "Normally our bank robbers are 18 to 45 and male."

Still, the "Geezer Bandit" has a long way to go to catch up to the "Grandad" bandit , a bald man in his 50s or 60s who has a little paunch. He is suspected of robbing at least 21 banks in at least 11 states since last year.

Neither seem ready for retirement -- at least a voluntary one.

[crotchgrabber]

Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.

well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and drunk

i've got some phone numbers for you.

[Dress Barn]

Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.

well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and breakfast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGXFLJYZ ... r_embedded