2009 - 2010 Bunglefever Premier League

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If I get rid of Archie Gemmill, I'm gonna have to restructure my whole team.

[Eviltoastman]

Fucking league aint updated yet. 42 prov with hjalf my team to play. YAY.

[Don Eduardo]

Two guys with a star next to them on my bench. Serves me right for expecting Gerrard and Torres to rip Tottenham to shreds.

[Mr John]

I think everyone's onto that combo.
Mark them out of the game and what does Rafa do? Puts Babel or N'Gog on, who are bit-part players at best.

Gerrard never gets going until October anyway, look at his record, Rafa leaves him oot of pre-season games to give the guy a rest, then relies on him for the important CL games when the season is well under way, then again after Christmas, then drops him towards the end of the league season when they have their CL spot secured and maybe some CL games midweek.

*I see patterns...*

[Mr John]

You guys don't talk aboot football without me, huh?

[Rick Cave]

You're the glue that holds this place together, John.
The sweet edible glue.

[Mr John]

Shall I delete the fantasy league then?

[Rick Cave]

Go for it.

[Mr John]

I can't...I went evil there for a few weeks, I'm not sure what came over me...

[Eviltoastman]

A man?

[Mr John]

Lampard as captain?
I hate you Paddy.

[Mr John]

This section is fucking dead man...

Ok guys. I have a colleague from work chasing my ass in the work fantasy league and there's money on. Higher I finish, more I get. What transfers for the last weekend? Hmm?

You have less than a week to think and reply accordingly.

P.S well done blah blah usual

[Eviltoastman]

Oki. Um...I can talk about something else.

I was quite happy with the provisional signing of Steven Gerrard.</lies>