recipe for SEX

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General Tso s Chicken
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recipe for SEX

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first you get a bitch .

talk some shit like i love your ass n shit .

then you fuckin kiss her and shit .

then you fuckin fuck her and shit.

take your hard throbbing cock and fuckin thrust that shit into her shit yo , hard , doant worry it will be over in a minute .

make sure you slap that bitch too , chicks dig that when you fuckin hit em and shit .

then you cheat on that silly bitch with all her friends and sisters and her moms and shit yo

and have some moar sex n shit yo .

for your health .

then if you accidentally married , just get a divorce you DUMMY !
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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General Tso s Chicken wrote:first you get a bitch .
See I'm stuck on this one. Can't figure out how

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:flirt:
Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.

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Post by Grotocult »

Yeah I tried the raising the one eye brow thing and nothing happened, they thought I had a nervous tick/was a creep. :dead:

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