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I'm going to L.A. to become the big white hooter hunter!
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'clever monkeys' on bbc :love:
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*reads Jane Austen novel*
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a buddy of mine is going crab fishing tonight (<---not a euphemism for trolling for hookers) and says he'll bring me some dungeness tomorrow.
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me & mom went to Von's yesterday and saved $82 on groceries :biggrin:
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waking up after at least enough sleep to do some work today

once again the sunday church drummer woke me up at 10am. In an alternate universe I torture this cunt to death, slowly
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went to the gym today after not going in weeks :(

gotta get back on track :curse:
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sex against a wall
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sticking my face in a 1/4 lb bag of really really nice weed
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fount a new favrite soul song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1_kq9ijiA

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awesome secks :D
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Pumpkin spice candles, Fountain Soda, TV on DVD, and an early bedtime.
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sending off my application for the ACLS Mellon Carnegie Dissertation Completion Fellowship and rush-grading 40 papers in 2 1/2 hours.
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u live in a cottage on the edge and make eggs on the ledge you badass mawfuka
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my cooter is SORE
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"deputies found the 31-year-old Decatur man sleeping on his back in a roadside ditch, with a loaded rifle on his chest and an almost empty jar of moonshine in the bib of his overalls. Butler told deputies who woke him up Sunday that he didn't know where he was. He also told them the jar had been full."

poor fella :lol:
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sounds like the typical alien abduction story. was he probed?
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no dude he's a fuckin redneck inbred from tennessee
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She's not pregnant!! :D

:eyes: :flounder: :puke:
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met jeremy tonight....my GAWD, that boy is tall.
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no, you're really short.
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uncooked meat wrote:She's not pregnant!! :D

:eyes: :flounder: :puke:
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Mary Hinge wrote:
uncooked meat wrote:She's not pregnant!! :D

:eyes: :flounder: :puke:
:o
:o :o :o :o
ReverseEngineer wrote:no, you're really short.
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