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Redundant Retard
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The "pizza" sounded quite good.
P.S: ...nevermind. PM.
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Welcome to nowhere
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003, 14:22 Posts: 4529
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Dill and Italian Dressed Cream Cheese
Ingredients: 1 pack cream cheese 2 tbsp shredded cheddar cheese 1 tsp dill 1 tsp chives 1 tsp minced garlic ¼ cup Italian dressing
***Serve best with toasted baguette / cucumbers.
DIRECTIONS:
1. Mix all ingredients together, reshape into rectangle. 2. Cut cream cheese long ways once, then slice into rectangles.
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17 Mar 2009, 16:39 |
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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I made a nice dressing the other day. 2 tbsp olive oil, 1tbsp Dijon mustard, 1 tbsp cider vinegar. Grand. Welsh rarebit:  Ingredients 25g/1oz butter 25g/1oz flour 150ml/5fl oz milk 175g/6oz cheddar cheese, grated 150ml/5fl oz brown ale 1 tsp English mustard 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce salt and pepper 2 egg yolks 4 slices of toast Method 1. Make a roux with the butter and flour, and leave to cool. 2. Bring the milk to the boil, then whisk it into the roux. Bring to the boil once again, whisking to ensure that it does not burn and also that the sauce is free of lumps. 3. Add the cheese, beat in and remove from the heat. 4. Reduce the ale, English mustard and Worcestershire sauce. When thick, add this mixture to the cheese sauce. Season well with salt and pepper and beat in the egg yolks. 5. Spoon on to the slices of toast and grill until bubbling. Serve with extra Worcestershire sauce handed separately.
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20 Mar 2009, 05:13 |
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Mary Hinge
3% gay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56 Posts: 9788 Location: In a pile of zoo poo
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Or how about....grate some cheese, toast on bread, serve smothered in HP Sauce? I thought these recipes were supposed to be quick and easy? 
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20 Mar 2009, 19:04 |
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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That wouldn't be rarebit then. That's cheese on toast with some houses of parliament.
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21 Mar 2009, 05:54 |
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Mary Hinge
3% gay
Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56 Posts: 9788 Location: In a pile of zoo poo
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Eviltoastman wrote: That wouldn't be rarebit then. That's cheese on toast with some houses of parliament. correct! and so fits each of the the "easy, nummy and quick" criteria. Do you see the difference between my EASY, NUMMY AND QUICK, NINE word recipe of "Get bread. Top with cheese. Grill. Top with HP". and "25g/1oz butter 25g/1oz flour 150ml/5fl oz milk 175g/6oz cheddar cheese, grated 150ml/5fl oz brown ale 1 tsp English mustard 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce salt and pepper 2 egg yolks 4 slices of toast Method 1. Make a roux with the butter and flour, and leave to cool. 2. Bring the milk to the boil, then whisk it into the roux. Bring to the boil once again, whisking to ensure that it does not burn and also that the sauce is free of lumps. 3. Add the cheese, beat in and remove from the heat. 4. Reduce the ale, English mustard and Worcestershire sauce. When thick, add this mixture to the cheese sauce. Season well with salt and pepper and beat in the egg yolks. 5. Spoon on to the slices of toast and grill until bubbling. Serve with extra Worcestershire sauce handed separately." ? Namby fucking pamby Rarebit self-gratification wank post?? Do you? DO YOU??"Make a roux" (a smooth one) is beyond "easy" for most people. Jesus cunting Christ. Next you'll be posting about meringues, Baked Alaska and fucking Bechamel frigging sauce.  Welcome to Nowhere. You pass. Carry on. *kicks cat*
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21 Mar 2009, 06:08 |
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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It's simple and quick to make a roux. I find making pastry harder. That recipe takes thirty minutes top. takes me far less. I'd say that's quick - I wouldn't be making it for waiting paying customers.
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21 Mar 2009, 06:34 |
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Mary Hinge
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Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56 Posts: 9788 Location: In a pile of zoo poo
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Eviltoastman wrote: *buries head in sand* 
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21 Mar 2009, 06:36 |
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Welcome to nowhere
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003, 14:22 Posts: 4529
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Alton Brown's meatloaf was better than mine, lame. :/
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21 Mar 2009, 19:29 |
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Redundant Retard
3% gay
Joined: 09 May 2006, 03:03 Posts: 9025
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Channa Masala. Pre-cooked peas though. That's quick, and nummy. Recipe on the intermongoloid.
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24 Mar 2009, 19:11 |
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Busta
cute as a crackbaby
Joined: 23 Sep 2003, 20:27 Posts: 10629 Location: St Kilda
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Everything OK, Mary? You almost chewed Toasts head off there...
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05 Apr 2009, 19:21 |
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ChickenMug
not very out-and-about-y
Joined: 24 Sep 2003, 12:52 Posts: 17175
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fer serious
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06 Apr 2009, 15:54 |
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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I made rarebit on friday. It took my no more than 10 mins from start to end. I still think that's pretty quick and that included me changing cds and cursing my cat. Long?
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07 Apr 2009, 01:50 |
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SiR HaCkS AlOt
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Joined: 31 May 2005, 17:31 Posts: 128
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ChickenMug
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003, 12:52 Posts: 17175
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i apologize for this guys
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08 Apr 2009, 20:02 |
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Busta
cute as a crackbaby
Joined: 23 Sep 2003, 20:27 Posts: 10629 Location: St Kilda
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Mods?
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08 Apr 2009, 20:22 |
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ChickenMug
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i suppose i'm a bit lax in modding
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09 Apr 2009, 10:12 |
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Rado
OMG WTF
Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45 Posts: 4298 Location: Australia
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29 May 2009, 17:41 |
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SHARPPIE
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Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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this isn't all that quick, but it's got the other 2 going for it. lovin' this lately...great for leftovers. that cured ham from christmas is going pretty far.
HAM CASSEROLE about 4-6 servings Ingredients:
* 3 potatoes, cubed * 1/2 lb (or more) cooked ham, cubed or shredded * 1 (15.25 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained * 1/4 (to 1/3) of an onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, diced * 1/4 cup butter * 1/3 cup all-purpose flour * 1 3/4 cups milk * 3 or 4 handfuls cheese (cheddar or jack work), shredded * black pepper
** salt
*** 1/4 cup fresh parsley, minced *** 1/4 cup green onion
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add potatoes and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain and cool.
3. In large mixing bowl combine potatoes, ham, corn, and a handful or 2 of cheese; set aside.
4. In a saucepan saute onion and garlic in butter until done (2-5 minutes), stir in flour until blended well. Gradually add milk and pepper (salt). Cook and stir until it thickens (2-5 minutes). Remove from heat and pour over the ham mixture. Stir/fold to mix well.
5. Pour/push into greased 11x7 or 14x9 baking dish. Cover and bake for 25 minutes. Uncover, sprinkle with the rest of the cheese and bake 5 to 10 minutes longer until cheese melts.
**we use salted butter and salty ham, so it usually doesn't need any extra salt, but it's your call....pepper should be fresh, and plentiful. ***we do parsley (step 3) OR green onion (thrown on top with the cheese at the end of step 5)...not both...but it doesn't sound horrible.
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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Hello Chris. I made my own pasta for the first time last week. I made a red pepper and mushroom raviola with a tomato and garlic sauce. It was very nice but as the pasta was handrolled was a little too thick. I'll be getting a pasta machine very soon I think.
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13 Jan 2010, 01:38 |
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SHARPPIE
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Joined: 29 Sep 2003, 13:52 Posts: 44356 Location: Adonis by profession
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Hello Chris. get a motor for it. they cost about as much as the machine, but you'll save yourself some of the frustration.
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13 Jan 2010, 03:14 |
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Eviltoastman
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 18:12 Posts: 14790 Location: A miserable nation obsessed with the past.
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I'm thinking of getting the Imperia SP150. I'll look into getting a motor for it.
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13 Jan 2010, 08:21 |
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