highlight of your day?
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Re: highlight of your day?
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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Re: highlight of your day?
DaTs sUm fUnNy sHiT Yo, DeM ChInKs eAt cAtS Yo wOo wOo wOo dAwG YoU StRaTe uP G, lYk mE. lEz hOoK Up aN DoAn 4GiT Da bLuNz aN Da bLoNz cUz wIn i bUsS OuT My rObOtRiPz wE GwOiN Be pArTaYiN HaRtAy dAwG WoO WoO WoO. iM Me iLl tElL YoU WhErE My cRiB Is, ItS My mOmS HoUsE ReAlIzTiClY A DoUbLe wYdE So yAlL GwOiN HaFfA SnEeK In dA BaCk wInDoW LyK A StRaTe uP Og dAwG WoO WoO WoO. DaT BiTcH GeTs mEtH RaGe pReTtY HaRd wIn sHe cUmS DoWn sO YaLl bEsS ShOw uP ArOuN 3 OcLoCk sHe rEaLlY HiGh dEn sO ItS CoO. wOo wOo wOo
WoO WoO WoO
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mornin lovin
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Re: highlight of your day?
hello heather.
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Re: highlight of your day?
i owned the pool table last night. my girl didn't put too much rediculous shit on the juke box. saw a lot of friends i hadn't seen in a while. drank a big heaping pile of beer. went home and had some lovely, lovely, spankin good sex. got about six hours of sleep. no hangover. ice cold red bull in my fridge. the sun is shining. the hurricane force wind we've been having seems to have gone away. so... instead of farting around on the computer today, i think i'm going down to the pier. get some coffee. read the paper. do fucking nothing.
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hi bb!
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Re: highlight of your day?
i need some protein
better see if the boytoy can sneak off
better see if the boytoy can sneak off
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Re: highlight of your day?
phil has an awesome life.
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Mary Hinge wrote:phil has an awesome life.
i did end up having to do a few hours of work today.
and boy, am i beat!
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Re: highlight of your day?
but you're posting here at quarter to 10pm instead of being knee deep in vagina.
somethin ain't right....someone hold me...
somethin ain't right....someone hold me...
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Re: highlight of your day?
woman is coming over at eleven. she's in an N.A. meeting right now.
i'm supposed to make dinner.
*holds sharppie*
*puts foot in sharppies vagina... knee deep*
i'm supposed to make dinner.
*holds sharppie*
*puts foot in sharppies vagina... knee deep*
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Re: highlight of your day?
Nymphomaniacs Anonymous?crotchgrabber wrote:woman is coming over at eleven. she's in an N.A. meeting right now.
i'm supposed to make dinner.
*holds sharppie*
*puts foot in sharppies vagina... knee deep*
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Re: highlight of your day?
narcotics.
i've looked for a nympho meeting.
you need to get refered by a doctor. otherwise i'd just be in there picking up girls.
i've looked for a nympho meeting.
you need to get refered by a doctor. otherwise i'd just be in there picking up girls.
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WoO WoO WoO DaWg i hOoKeD Up wItH Ma cUzInG, aN DaT StRaTe uP Og hAd sUm cRoNyiCk yO WoO WoO WoO. i aM HiGh aS A MuGgAfUgGa yO DaWg pEeP DiS ShIt iM HiGh yO WoO WoO WoO. hOoK A Og uP WiTh sUm mYk pAtTiNg pEePiN ToM Yo i wAnNa hEeR DaT ShIt wHeN Iz hIgH Yo dAwG WoO WoO WoO. YaLl gOdSdA PlAy dAt sHiT Up iN HeEr pUt uP DeM Mb3s oF PeEpIn tOm dAwG So iZ CaN ChIlL BeFoW I RiDe mY BiKe tO OsCo aN SnAtCh uP On sUm mO RoBoTuSsInG DxM StYlE DaWg wOo wOo wOo.
Oh aN I AlMoAz fOwGoDsT Da bEsS PuRt yO PeEp dIs sHiT MuGgAfUgGaS My mOmZ GoT BuSsEd fOw dUmEsSiC ViLiNz dAwG! dAt cRaZy aSs bItCh wEnT To hEr dEeLaZ HiZzLe aN He wAiNt hOmE An sHe sToRtEd tAlKiN SmAk tO HiZ OlE LaDy aN ShE StOoRtEd sMaKiN On dAt sIlLiE BiTcH An sHe cAlLeD 911 Yo. WoO WoO WoO! i gOdSdA TrAyLeR AlLz tO MySiZzLe sO If yAlL BaD MuGgAfUgGaZ WaNnA PoRtAy hOrTaY WiFf a sTrAtE Up oG YaLl bEtTeR BuSs a mUv cUzZ ShE GeTs oUtTa dAt lOcK Up tOmOrRoW At nIzZlE Yo wOo wOo wOo!!! DaMn dAwG HoUsE PoRtAy iN Da hIzZiE Yo bRiNg wEeD An bItHz oR IlL SlAp yO BrItChEz bItChZ. i bE In iNnEaNnA At dAt tRaIlEr pArK By tHe pOwEr lInEs yO . HoOk a nUgGa uP An dOaN MiSs oUtZ On dA PoOrTaY Of dA YeEr yO WoO WoO WoO.
An bRiNg sUm a dAt mYk pAtTiNg pEePiNg tOm yO Da rObOtRiPzIzIz r oN SiR HaCkZ A LiZzLe yO WoO WoO!!
Oh aN I AlMoAz fOwGoDsT Da bEsS PuRt yO PeEp dIs sHiT MuGgAfUgGaS My mOmZ GoT BuSsEd fOw dUmEsSiC ViLiNz dAwG! dAt cRaZy aSs bItCh wEnT To hEr dEeLaZ HiZzLe aN He wAiNt hOmE An sHe sToRtEd tAlKiN SmAk tO HiZ OlE LaDy aN ShE StOoRtEd sMaKiN On dAt sIlLiE BiTcH An sHe cAlLeD 911 Yo. WoO WoO WoO! i gOdSdA TrAyLeR AlLz tO MySiZzLe sO If yAlL BaD MuGgAfUgGaZ WaNnA PoRtAy hOrTaY WiFf a sTrAtE Up oG YaLl bEtTeR BuSs a mUv cUzZ ShE GeTs oUtTa dAt lOcK Up tOmOrRoW At nIzZlE Yo wOo wOo wOo!!! DaMn dAwG HoUsE PoRtAy iN Da hIzZiE Yo bRiNg wEeD An bItHz oR IlL SlAp yO BrItChEz bItChZ. i bE In iNnEaNnA At dAt tRaIlEr pArK By tHe pOwEr lInEs yO . HoOk a nUgGa uP An dOaN MiSs oUtZ On dA PoOrTaY Of dA YeEr yO WoO WoO WoO.
An bRiNg sUm a dAt mYk pAtTiNg pEePiNg tOm yO Da rObOtRiPzIzIz r oN SiR HaCkZ A LiZzLe yO WoO WoO!!
WoO WoO WoO
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Re: highlight of your day?
my farts smell of washed rind cheese
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You're telling us you don't have any doctor friends?crotchgrabber wrote:narcotics.
i've looked for a nympho meeting.
you need to get refered by a doctor. otherwise i'd just be in there picking up girls.
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
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Re: highlight of your day?
not ones with uniforms that weren't rented.
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i just realized, the only friends i have in the medical field work at planned parenthood.
typical fucking phil.
typical fucking phil.
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Re: highlight of your day?
TOM WAITS FILMING, RECORDING, AND GONE GOLD WITH 'ORPHANS: BRAWLERS, BAWLERS & BASTARDS'
March 11, 2009
VINYL VERSION TO BE RELEASED SOON;
CURRENTLY FILMING 'THE BOOK OF ELI' WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON AND GARY OLDMAN; AND TOM HAS BEGUN WRITING FOR NEW CD
TOM WAITS latest 3 CD set - Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards - has been certified gold by the RIAA® and will be released on vinyl by Anti- Records in the not-too-distant future. He has also collaborated with Kool Keith on N.A.S.A.'s recently released The Spirit of Apollo, which also features such diverse artists as David Byrne, Karen O and Ol' Dirty Bastard. As for new material, Waits and his long time collaborator and wife, Kathleen Brennan, have begun writing new songs, which they plan to record this summer for an upcoming CD. (No release date at this time.)
Of Orphans, Bill Flanagan stated on CBS SUNDAY MORNING: "No contemporary musician embodies the twin virtues of elegance and piracy better than Tom Waits. He is a gravel-voiced poet, the Edward Hopper of rock n' roll." Elsewhere in MOJO, the preeminent music magazine of the UK, declared: "Mojo Instant Classic..Masterpiece isn't the right word for such a profusion of profound delights...exhibition is better…With his unfussy brushstrokes, umber hues, and humanely honest delight in warts and all, he is the Rembrandt of modern music."
Currently, Tom Waits is in the midst of filming The Book of Eli, directed by Albert and Allen Hughes (From Hell, Dead Presidents, Menace II Society, among others). Eli is a post-apocalyptic Western, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving mankind. The film stars Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman with Tom Waits in a small role as "Engineer." This will mark Waits' second teaming with Oldman as Waits' played Renfeld to Oldman's Count Dracula in the Francis Ford Coppola version of the classic vampire film.
In other film news, Waits stars as Mr. Nick (the devil) opposite Christopher Plummer in Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which is also Heath Ledger's last film. Due to Heath's premature death, his unfinished roll was taken on by Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell. The fantastical morality tale set in the present day also features Lily Cole and Verne Troyner. The film looks to premiere at Cannes and open worldwide later this year.
March 11, 2009
VINYL VERSION TO BE RELEASED SOON;
CURRENTLY FILMING 'THE BOOK OF ELI' WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON AND GARY OLDMAN; AND TOM HAS BEGUN WRITING FOR NEW CD
TOM WAITS latest 3 CD set - Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards - has been certified gold by the RIAA® and will be released on vinyl by Anti- Records in the not-too-distant future. He has also collaborated with Kool Keith on N.A.S.A.'s recently released The Spirit of Apollo, which also features such diverse artists as David Byrne, Karen O and Ol' Dirty Bastard. As for new material, Waits and his long time collaborator and wife, Kathleen Brennan, have begun writing new songs, which they plan to record this summer for an upcoming CD. (No release date at this time.)
Of Orphans, Bill Flanagan stated on CBS SUNDAY MORNING: "No contemporary musician embodies the twin virtues of elegance and piracy better than Tom Waits. He is a gravel-voiced poet, the Edward Hopper of rock n' roll." Elsewhere in MOJO, the preeminent music magazine of the UK, declared: "Mojo Instant Classic..Masterpiece isn't the right word for such a profusion of profound delights...exhibition is better…With his unfussy brushstrokes, umber hues, and humanely honest delight in warts and all, he is the Rembrandt of modern music."
Currently, Tom Waits is in the midst of filming The Book of Eli, directed by Albert and Allen Hughes (From Hell, Dead Presidents, Menace II Society, among others). Eli is a post-apocalyptic Western, in which a lone man fights his way across America in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving mankind. The film stars Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman with Tom Waits in a small role as "Engineer." This will mark Waits' second teaming with Oldman as Waits' played Renfeld to Oldman's Count Dracula in the Francis Ford Coppola version of the classic vampire film.
In other film news, Waits stars as Mr. Nick (the devil) opposite Christopher Plummer in Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which is also Heath Ledger's last film. Due to Heath's premature death, his unfinished roll was taken on by Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell. The fantastical morality tale set in the present day also features Lily Cole and Verne Troyner. The film looks to premiere at Cannes and open worldwide later this year.
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Re: highlight of your day?
got paid today.
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Re: highlight of your day?
SHARPPIE wrote:
In other film news, Waits stars as Mr. Nick (the devil) opposite Christopher Plummer in Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which is also Heath Ledger's last film. Due to Heath's premature death, his unfinished roll was taken on by Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell. The fantastical morality tale set in the present day also features Lily Cole and Verne Troyner. The film looks to premiere at Cannes and open worldwide later this year.
This is going to be great!
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Re: highlight of your day?
just felt the earth move below me.