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i gotta say, i saw the trailer for this at watchmen
and it looks pretty bad ass
and it looks pretty bad ass
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In the trailer, does it give anyone else the irits that the Enterprise is being built on Earth? It's just fucken wrong.
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I did not know this, but now that I do, I'm not surprised. Of course, being the original Enterprise, it would have been constructed on at Earth Station McKinley in Earth's orbit, if we were in the 24th century of course, Federation vessels are commissioned from the Utopia Planetia shipyards.
I've never trusted these large ships that can land on terrestrial surfaces (Voyager for instance). They'd rip shit up horribly, even at 1/4 impulse.
I've never trusted these large ships that can land on terrestrial surfaces (Voyager for instance). They'd rip shit up horribly, even at 1/4 impulse.
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Well if you don't want to make hot brown hate with me you just need to say.
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Post of the year, that man.Mobiesque wrote:I did not know this, but now that I do, I'm not surprised. Of course, being the original Enterprise, it would have been constructed on at Earth Station McKinley in Earth's orbit, if we were in the 24th century of course, Federation vessels are commissioned from the Utopia Planetia shipyards.
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Well thank you.
I think between me and touchy we've got the bunglefever Star Trek Brainstrust sorted....
...Well it's no less useless than most of the shit here!
I think between me and touchy we've got the bunglefever Star Trek Brainstrust sorted....
...Well it's no less useless than most of the shit here!
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i still am NOT seeing this movie, no way no how
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Yeah, Abrams can eat a bag of dicks.touchy feely wrote:i still am NOT seeing this movie, no way no how
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Just saw the trailer..
Looks better than any other star trek related noncery by a mile..
I'll see it...
Looks better than any other star trek related noncery by a mile..
I'll see it...
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this word appeals to me.Busta wrote:noncery
please elaborate.
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i read that there is a black hole or some paralel universe disclaimer at the begining of the film to acount for all the discrepicys from the original story .
my hunch is this is not going to do very well with the hardcore trekkies , but they will prolly pick up some noobs to the family . the whole thing just reeked of sell out the frachise , reinvent it for a new generation = fail .
i dont think we will see another phenomenon like the star wars movies in our lifetime . not that i am a huge fan , i am just saying the impact they had .
fake trailer alert :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06b666 ... er-trailer
also i heard tom hanks is getting 50 million for the sequel to da da vinci code . its called illuminoti or angels and demons or some shit . 50 million !
my hunch is this is not going to do very well with the hardcore trekkies , but they will prolly pick up some noobs to the family . the whole thing just reeked of sell out the frachise , reinvent it for a new generation = fail .
i dont think we will see another phenomenon like the star wars movies in our lifetime . not that i am a huge fan , i am just saying the impact they had .
fake trailer alert :
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/06b666 ... er-trailer
also i heard tom hanks is getting 50 million for the sequel to da da vinci code . its called illuminoti or angels and demons or some shit . 50 million !
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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Nonce = sex offender, particularly one who buggars little boys. A poofter. Apparently comes from underworld terminology where someone got up to "nonsense with children".ReverseEngineer wrote:this word appeals to me.Busta wrote:noncery
please elaborate.
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Well, the reviews are overwhelmingly positive.. So it's hardly a fail now is it?General Tso s Chicken wrote:i read that there is a black hole or some paralel universe disclaimer at the begining of the film to acount for all the discrepicys from the original story .
my hunch is this is not going to do very well with the hardcore trekkies , but they will prolly pick up some noobs to the family . the whole thing just reeked of sell out the frachise , reinvent it for a new generation = fail .
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this movie can promptly fuck off
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i'm going to go see it
i've never watched an episode of star trek in my life
so i will enjoy this film
*waves to touchy*
i've never watched an episode of star trek in my life
so i will enjoy this film
*waves to touchy*
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i watched it.
i enjoyed it.
i expected sulu to say something like "we are not slow"
i enjoyed it.
i expected sulu to say something like "we are not slow"
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