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This thread will probably be dead by the time the film actually comes out, so maybe just consider this a heads-up for what will in all likelihood be the greatest movie ever made.

Director: Sylvester Stallone
Writer: Sylvester Stallone (screenplay)

Cast:
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross
Jet Li - Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren
Forest Whitaker - Agent Will Sands
Randy Couture

Both Jean Claude Van Damme and Wesley Snipes rejected roles as well. IDIOTS.

No reports yet as to whether Steven Seagal is billed with a major role but dies within five minutes.

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This is going to be fabulous!

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This is a word by word transcript of the final, climactic battle scene.
''THE BATTLE IS ON!! WHAT ENSUES IS A REMARKABLY SAVAGE EBB AND FLOW BATTLE. TO DESCRIBE THE ACTION DESIGNED FOR THIS SCENE WOULD TAKE MANY PAGES, SO TRUST ME, IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING SEEN BEFORE.''

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Is your avatar part of that a scene?
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I seriously can't wait for this.
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erutlucorgga";p="1001586 wrote:Sounds like what the Watchmen could have been if it wasn't destined to be the crap it was always going to be
fuck you

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Didn't you see 300?
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Mickey Rourke looks set to star in this, too..
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The Rambam";p="1001783 wrote:Didn't you see 300?
:puke:
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Post by not jimmy »

what's the beef with 300?

awesome effects/green screen work

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it's fucking dung?
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I haven't seen it yet. :eek:
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Watch four episodes of 'Are You being Served' instead
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Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?

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Post by not jimmy »

what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?

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(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
lots of violence
Sold.
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(lingus)";p="1003642 wrote:what next, mary?

you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?
It's mind boggling to imagine someone not liking Schwazzeneggar movies.
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lolanegger

lol :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

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the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote:
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote:it's fucking dung?
dead wrong

ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on

what did you expect when u saw it?
300 has been done to death here, blingles
viewtopic.php?t=43541

as for not liking Arnie, step outside and feel the raw power of my dry slap, fool.
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So you liked it or?
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Post by not jimmy »

watch it like you would any old arnold or sylvester movie, dude.

i guess the haters thought they were gonna see some oscar nominated film when they sat down to see it.

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Post by Mary Hinge »

I went in with no particular expectations, I rarely do.

anyway....I would like to see the Expendables. :smile:
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Damn I thought this thread was about
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Latest rumours are Christian Slater, Sandra Bullock and Ben Kingsley. This is getting more viral hype than Snakes On A Plane.

The guy with the hat from Dexter who can't pronounce his "R"s is also in.

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