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Best guacamole ever...

Posted: 21 May 2013, 20:35
by Roark
INGREDIENTS
- Two roma tomatoes
- Half a spanish onion
- Two bird's-eye chillis
- Two avocados
- One lime
- Salt and white pepper to taste
- Sour cream

DIRECTIONS
- Throw the sour cream in the rubbish bin.
- Chop up the first 3 ingredients finely, then add the two avos and mash it all together with a fork, and without care.
- Roll the lime on a bench with a firm hand, dissect it, and squeeze it in.
- Add salt and pepper.
- Stir with said fork.
- Eat and enjoy.
- Get the sour cream out of the bin and burn it in your backyard, and never use it in guacamole ever again you fucking retard.

Re: Best guacamole ever...

Posted: 14 Jun 2013, 10:23
by hlk

Re: Best guacamole ever...

Posted: 17 Jun 2013, 19:15
by Grotocult
i put garlic in too

Re: Best guacamole ever...

Posted: 17 Jun 2013, 23:34
by Roark
Grotocult wrote:i put garlic in too
I can roll with that, for sure.
:o wrote:Here's how it's did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
He put his golf ball in the juicer the wrong way!!

Re: Best guacamole ever...

Posted: 18 Jun 2013, 02:38
by Eviltoastman
Garlic?!... with RED dice? Maniac.