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 Best guacamole ever... 
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INGREDIENTS
- Two roma tomatoes
- Half a spanish onion
- Two bird's-eye chillis
- Two avocados
- One lime
- Salt and white pepper to taste
- Sour cream

DIRECTIONS
- Throw the sour cream in the rubbish bin.
- Chop up the first 3 ingredients finely, then add the two avos and mash it all together with a fork, and without care.
- Roll the lime on a bench with a firm hand, dissect it, and squeeze it in.
- Add salt and pepper.
- Stir with said fork.
- Eat and enjoy.
- Get the sour cream out of the bin and burn it in your backyard, and never use it in guacamole ever again you fucking retard.

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21 May 2013, 20:35
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Here's how it's did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y

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14 Jun 2013, 10:23
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i put garlic in too


17 Jun 2013, 19:15
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Grotocult wrote:
i put garlic in too


I can roll with that, for sure.

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He put his golf ball in the juicer the wrong way!!

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17 Jun 2013, 23:34
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Garlic?!... with RED dice? Maniac.

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18 Jun 2013, 02:38
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