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Posted: 31 May 2011, 22:16
by General Tso s Chicken
scored a super clean oster 323 juicer from the resale store dupster .

any tips on how to use this thing , do i peel the fruit / veggies ? i spose you core an apple , how about an orange , any ideas for recipes , do's and donts ?


Re: juicer

Posted: 01 Jun 2011, 12:03
DON'T turn this thing into an amplifier.


Re: juicer

Posted: 01 Jun 2011, 13:40
by General Tso s Chicken
we did a remote jam at willow springs woods this week end . i used the boat radio with a zoom bass fx , that has a drum machine , for gomtis bass . this nobel streetman 10 for a keytar , and the cbg amp 5 with trem and echo with a foxx tone machine clone for my cort 45 .

ran everything off 2 deep cells and a med. 12 volt cell with transformers .

by the time we found a spot (it was memorial day) it was really late , we bbqed and played for over an hour . it was really fun , sounded a lot louder than i thought too .

man am i rusty !4 years of not playing , can you say shitty lead ?

deet did really well on keys . gomti was amazing on the bass . queeg upped it a notch when she threw down this keyboard arpeggio thing out of no where . we had 3 groups of folks come up and listen :( , a female cop (white gurl) drove by and ignored us ! we got shut down a few years ago by an angry african American forest preserve police officer . he informed me that "you cant have contraptions in the forest preserve" and also we needed to have a permit ....

so i have been "blingin out" some of the amps by adding huge gaudy infiniti emblems on them . and hiding the wiring / transformers .

contraptions .... what a fuckin jag off . it was me , gomti , deet and queeg . no one else , a permit ? fuckin racist mother fucker . i swear if we had some turn tables , a conga drum , and a wireless mic , if my girls would have had "rhythm nation" suits and been booty dancing on he would have got out and started spinning on his head . its cool to fish , but you cant make music ? this woods has literally NO-one around . a half mile down some loosers were drinkin and fishin .

Re: juicer

Posted: 22 Jul 2011, 19:17
by crotchgrabber
you don't have to core the apples. or peel the oranges. just stuff the bastards in there.

carrots with cucumber
carrots and apples
beets, oranges and celery

my favorites.

Re: juicer

Posted: 26 Jul 2011, 23:46
by General Tso s Chicken
thanks man , i have got to try this thing out soon , i just keep forgetting about it !

Re: juicer

Posted: 27 Jul 2011, 19:51
by crotchgrabber
a good tip is to put darker stuff in first, it seems to help get everything through if you shove an apple or some celery through last.

and if you juice a bunch of beets, don't worry. you probably are NOT shitting blood.

Re: juicer

Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 08:56
by Dress Barn
The last few days our juicer has been making wine slushies.

Within a half hour I stop bitching about having no air conditioner

Re: juicer

Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 11:43
passing out has it's advantages. :wink:

Re: juicer

Posted: 03 Oct 2011, 17:16
by crotchgrabber
tomatoes are in season and awesome juiced with carrots and celery.

the other day i threw just about everything i could find in there, strawberries, blueberries, apple, orange, beet, tomato... a buch of other random shit.


Re: juicer

Posted: 29 Dec 2011, 14:03
by Grotocult
I can't believe throwing things in there works. Placing them perhaps?

Re: juicer

Posted: 29 Dec 2011, 16:10
by crotchgrabber
i'm pretty good at getting large objects into tight holes.

Re: juicer

Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 18:10
by Mary Hinge

Re: juicer

Posted: 13 Feb 2012, 14:59
by ChickenMug
crotchgrabber wrote:i'm pretty good at getting large objects into tight holes.

oh my god....YES!

Re: juicer

Posted: 22 Feb 2012, 05:03
by Eviltoastman
I use my juicer to blend soups. I belnd them raw with a glass of water then cook them afterwards.