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bigger softer russier!
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Joined: 20 May 2004, 15:58
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first you get a bitch .

talk some shit like i love your ass n shit .

then you fuckin kiss her and shit .

then you fuckin fuck her and shit.

take your hard throbbing cock and fuckin thrust that shit into her shit yo , hard , doant worry it will be over in a minute .

make sure you slap that bitch too , chicks dig that when you fuckin hit em and shit .

then you cheat on that silly bitch with all her friends and sisters and her moms and shit yo

and have some moar sex n shit yo .

for your health .

then if you accidentally married , just get a divorce you DUMMY !

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22 Apr 2010, 02:53
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cute as a crackbaby
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General Tso s Chicken wrote:
first you get a bitch .


See I'm stuck on this one. Can't figure out how


24 Apr 2010, 04:04
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3% gay
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:flirt:

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This sounds like you guys.


24 Apr 2010, 05:54
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cute as a crackbaby
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Yeah I tried the raising the one eye brow thing and nothing happened, they thought I had a nervous tick/was a creep. :dead:


28 Apr 2010, 14:45
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