beans on toast ?
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 13:07
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member that sid and nancy movie , thats what they were eating in that scene , wasnt it ?
i have yet to try this delicacy . although my mom used to make this S.O.S. she called "welsh rabbit" then she would tell me it was really called "welsh rarebit" cause it was rare that you found a bit of meat in this meal .
this lead into a story about how the hunter was from wales and he was such a horrible alcoholic he went out hunting for their dinner and only ketched a buzz . so the poor sober welsh mammy had to make dinner with flour and water . (you can see where i get it , thanks mom)
welsh rarebit is also served on toast . i believe it is a rudimentary white sauce , but in reality the actual recipe was , put some flour in a pan , add water , heat stir , spoon over toast , serves 8 - 10 . if you dont have any flour , pour some glue on the toast . horrible rarebit . this was always served when out 375 lb father was out of town on bidniss . my mom can really stretch a dollar , my folks were loaded , but i went to grade school in september with zmass cookies in my lunch , every year ! (leftover 9 months old cookies) .
anyway ever since watching sid and nancy i have been very curios about this beans on toast , in my mind it would ultimatley have to go something like this , drink low grade high potency beer all night , vomit , piss ones self , go thru hangover period for about 2 hours . consume beans on toast , with ice cold brute champagne . burp , fart , inject large dose of heroin , yer set , you have just experienced the ultimate beans on toast breakfast to the fullest.
being from chicago , this entire concept of beans on toast seems extremely appealing , but also shrouded in much mystery . i mean you cant seriously just pour some generic bake beans on dry toast i mean you could , but , , , would that produce the desired effect (EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE) .
i pose these questions to you my wiser more worldy euro-bean cousins :
what is the ultimate beans on toast recipe ?
i would imagine , cheese , carrots , chilis , peppers onions etc , but what sort of cheese , measurements ? i am a stickler for quantitys , the first time i make a dish that is so alien .
is it a breakfast only?
what do you drink with it ?
is the heroin really necessary ?
what excactly is it about cans of beans and brits ? i read that ringo starr jammed his suitcase full of them when harrison made them go to india , and he also fled the country imediately after consuming the last can !
is it only brits or do other NON YANKS thrive on this sos .
i have a can of campbells baked beans , a loaf of white bread waiting for your further wisdom and guidance .
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