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Everytime I go in a Steak N Shake, I lose my appetite upon seeing this:


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The Chili Mac Supreme Dinner

That's "a large serving of spaghetti topped with chili beef, our special sauce, chopped onion, Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses"


I wish the image was larger. Even the name is pukey.


Any other horrifying menu items?
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London Broil. It must be a reference to the plague.
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Chili on pasta is a sin against humanity, nature, and god.
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Why?
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He means that brown muck on the spaghetti up there, not those things we call chilli.
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Jeff's a big boy. He can explain himself.
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jeffs a dwarf and you know it rick..
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He's right, Rick. Knock it off.
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Post by Rick Cave »

We can't make fun of smalls anymore?
What's happening to our world?
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That reminds me. My son was making fun of a midget last week. "Dad, why is that boy so fat?" and "why does that boy have a big head?". Still better than when he asked a fella on the bus why he had a chocolate head or when he saw the black housemaid on Tom and Jerry this week and proceeded to laugh at "the monkey". At least with the TV spot I could correct him with minimum embarrassment I guess. He also asked an elderly couple in the local park "Are you Zombies. You look like you're dead". The fucker has his dad's charm.
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Post by lynnjen/mod/skyr »

Oh no....

Tim's been working with a black kid for the past couple months, doing some recording. His name is Frank D, and whenever Mr. Choochers sees a black person he screams, "FRANK D!"

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Nam Tsao";p="861108 wrote:Why?
It only seems to exist at the crappiest fast food joints... and being from a predominantly italian family, chili on pasta (with fuckin' CHEDDER no less) seems really wrong... and I'm pretty sure chili was developed in a pasta-free environment...
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do midgets use special keyboards for their fucked up hands..?
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I think they have to hire a normal to type what they say.
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does their insurance cover that..?
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Isn't Jeff a hippy college student?
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he is a budding photographer..

most failed jockeys end up going into the photography field for some reason..
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floodmatt";p="861496 wrote:he is a budding photographer..
Keep his pert young breasts out of this.
We're talking about freaks and their health coverage woes.
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Rick Cave";p="861274 wrote:We can't make fun of smalls anymore?
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So take that.


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