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Glögg is something that is perfect when you come in from a freezing winter walk. It's not something I'd recommend drinking all night.
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best winter drink: hot buttered rum.
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Rum with butter? That sounds... well, not too good.
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I thought it was hot buttered soul...
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Post by Redundant Retard »

That sounds way better. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seriously though, does anyone have a good recipe (which they've actually tried) for a good fruit cake?
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Jeff";p="825628 wrote:"I'm a drinker man. There's only one drink I don't like: eggnog. How did they think that up? 'I wanna get a little drunk but I also want some pancakes'? Do you know what eggnog really is? You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell you: elf cum. That's what it is. You might as well pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass." - Dave Attell
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Anyway. About that cake...
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Honey Hearts
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75 g Honey
75 g Brown Sugar
60 g Butter
1 Egg
1 Tea spoon (Ts) of grated orange peel
1\2 Ts of Cinnamon
1\2 Ts of Grounded ginger (not Cottage Wonder though)
1\2 Ts of Grounded Cloves
1\2 Ts of Natron (You call it that in english too, don't you?)
300 g of flour

Melt the butter, sugar and honey in a pot. Cool for 30 minutes.
Mix the "dry" ingridients, and mix them into the cooled honey\sugar\butter.

Let the dough rest for about 30 minutes, roll it into a one cm thick plate.
Stick out hearts. Into the oven at about 200 C, 10 minutes.

Very good.
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fatDmass";p="826765 wrote:
Jeff";p="825628 wrote:"I'm a drinker man. There's only one drink I don't like: eggnog. How did they think that up? 'I wanna get a little drunk but I also want some pancakes'? Do you know what eggnog really is? You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell you: elf cum. That's what it is. You might as well pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass." - Dave Attell
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Post by Redundant Retard »

Vin Chaud
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This soothing winter warmer might just be what you're looking for this christmas.

Red wine
Lemon
A little sugar
Spices (cinnamon and perhaps cloves)

Just heat the wine with some added sugar (it shouldn't really be sweet, just a tad so), it's finished
when it starts to give off "smoke", but it must -not- boil!

Serve in a long drink glass with a piece of lemon and some grounded cinnamon.
Yummy. :)
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