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Eggplant.

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A lot of people seem to despise the stuff, really.
It has to be my favorite meat-replacement on earth though.

Anyway


Eggplant recipes a-go!


Eggplant Stew


Ingredients:

1 eggplant (1 and 1/2 pounds), cut in 2 inch cubes (approximately) Peeled or unpeeler... doesn't matter
3-4 zucchini, sliced
2-3 summer squash, sliced
sliced mushrooms (8 oz.) (I don't use them, I detest mushrooms, but it's in the recipe)
garlic crushed ( 1 teaspoon)
1 large onion, chopped
1 can of diced tomatoes (15 oz.)
olive oil (1 tablespoon)
1 can of chickpeas
salt
pepper to taste
1 tablespoon of Szechuan sauce or chili powder if desired

Directions:
In a large pot (about 10-12 quarts) add olive oil, garlic and onion. Cover and cook under medium flame about 5-10 minutes, then add mushrooms. Continue cooking, 5-10 minutes, and add tomatoes.
When the mixture begins to bubble add eggplant, reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes, then add the zucchini and the squash. Continue cooking for approximately 30 minutes longer until all the vegetables are tender. Add chickpeas and spices.

This is like 8 servings, in one go.
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I've hated eggplant ever since Kid Icarus.
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Post by Ruby Juice »

My dad cringes at the word eggplant.
But his mom used to make some horrible eggplant things.
If it's made right,
it can be the greatest.
I am really, really picky about vegetables I'll eat
but this one is tops.

Things is, every single time I buy it,
I have to reenact that scene in coneheads
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Post by Roark »

Stuffed eggplant is nice.

Stuffed with MEAT, that is!
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One word for you morons.

Aubergine.
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Thanks dude.

I have one for you, too:

Vassal-state.

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You all suck the big black cock.

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Post by Jeff »

I must confess, I'm not sure I've EVER had eggplant.

Wait, I had some roasted eggplant hummus a few years back. It was pretty good.

Think that might be it though.
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Post by judasmuppet »

I've been guilty of the occasional baba ganoush, but other than that I hate the stuff.
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I am so digusted right now.
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eggplants a fruit :roll:
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As far as actual biological science is concerned, everything is a fruit.
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Stop coming on to Roark.
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Post by Roark »

Whoo hoo!! I feel inspired to write a poem in Jeff's honour.

Babaganoush is king. I'll fight any idiot who says otherwise.
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Rick Cave";p="818741 wrote:I've hated eggplant ever since Kid Icarus.
:lol: Yeah, that was a bitch!

Anyway, I love eggplant, or Aubergine as we call them here. Can't get the fact that shaina hates them though, to me they seem quite similar to mushroom.
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Alex Portnoy";p="824546 wrote:. Can't get the fact that shaina hates them though, to me they seem quite similar to mushroom.

What?
This thread was about my love for eggplant...

and I hate hate hate mushrooms.

hate

hate hate hate

HATE
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Post by Jeff »

Mushrooms are awesome.
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Post by Ruby Juice »

You're wrong.
and your opinions on food don't count if you enjoy ramen...

I mean, just in case you do.
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