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Space Mongoloids!!!";p="958392 wrote:My top 3 Scotches:

- Talisker 15 y.o.
- Glenkinchie 12 y.o.
- A 15 y.o. Highland I picked up in Pitlochry (with a really hard name).
This coming from a man who drinks Long Island Ice Teas...

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Dalwhynnie 15 y.o was the one I couldn't remember!
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I don't get it. Do you consider them to be shit? If so, your opinion is soooo wrong, dude.
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Space Mongoloids!!!";p="958392 wrote:My top 3 Scotches:

- Talisker 15 y.o.
- Glenkinchie 12 y.o.
- A 15 y.o. Highland I picked up in Pitlochry (with a really hard name).
This coming from a man who drinks Long Island Ice Teas...

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I don't get it. Do you always drink the same thing?
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No way dude. I misread your post as
A 15 y.o. Highlander I picked up in Pitlochry (with a really hard name).
I bought a bottle of Jura. Tastes a bit like it matured in a grappa cask.
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Quite a few of the Edinburgh distilleries seem to prefer to mature their scotches in old sherry barrels.

(BTW, I was hindered in my ability to pick up Highlanders by the presence of my wife.)
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You've changed, man.
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Yeah, I used to be a slut for rangas with thick brogues.
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I wasn't going to say...
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If one of us ever strikes it rich that person should fund a luxury boat tour of the Scottish distilleries.
I heard about them years ago. It's one of those things I have to do before I die.

For the mainland distilleries we'll get one of those bad ass hover crafts.
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We need to get Mycka into single malts, stat.
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Hell yeah...

I have a question: Why would anyone drink grain whiskey? I don't understand why they even produce the shit.
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Some people just don't care, Ben.
I'd like to know who all has tried Penderyn?

I know Chris and I have.
It's worth seeking out. Even if you don't have Welsh in you.
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I have Welsh in me, but have not tried Penderyn..

What should I do?
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Run to the nearest liquor store.
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Or purchase a hover craft.
Either works.
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i should point out that penderyn was not mah favorite
yet i felt compelled to buy a bottled of it and oban for vacation

and some wine, but that's another thread :lol:


and some beer, but that's ANOTHER thread :lol: :lol:
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Let me say that Tomintoul is the gentle dram.
The label on the bottle was not bullshit.

Good for a night when you don't want exciting scotch. Just warmth.
It's damn cheap too for a 10 year.
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Highland Park 12 y.o is smooth and light, with honey, pepper and charcoal notes. Delightful in large quantities, it imparts amazing abilities in relation to Xbox, lovemaking, and table tennis. This bottle is well-deserving of the Best Spirit award it won a few years ago (can't remember when).

Seriously, buy it. It's Orkney's best.

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judasmuppet";p="964076 wrote:We need to get Mycka into single malts, stat.
Why so, friend?
Will it make me 'ard?
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it'll put hair on yer chest
mine are in dreadlocks
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Space Mongoloids!!!";p="973448 wrote:Highland Park 12 y.o is smooth and light, with honey, pepper and charcoal notes. Delightful in large quantities, it imparts amazing abilities in relation to Xbox, lovemaking, and table tennis. This bottle is well-deserving of the Best Spirit award it won a few years ago (can't remember when).

Seriously, buy it. It's Orkney's best.

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hey roarkster! ready for a straight TNT blast of comedy?
there is a super ghetto park about 10 mins from me called "highland park"...
and by "super ghetto" I mean nonstop barbecue, malt liquor, crackhead fights, robberies, and rapes.

is that wild or what!!!?


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If crazy coincidences were aneurysms, you would've just "blown my mind"!!!

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I'd rather visit Bosnia.
Ohio is a crazy place. For crazy people.

I think I'll just sip my whisky from the safety of my apartment.
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Busta";p="976138 wrote:
judasmuppet";p="964076 wrote:We need to get Mycka into single malts, stat.
Why so, friend?
Will it make me 'ard?
Because we need plots involving high-tech tomfoolery.
Being a single malt fan is the other pre-requisite.

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is now a good time to point out that
i can't find a decent scotch around this god foresaken city?!

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*knocks one back*
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