The Scotch Thread

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 06 Oct 2006, 21:13

Jeff";p="808474 wrote:
Rick Cave";p="807973 wrote:Cheaters never win...
No... no... just, god, no.

I wonder if they make fake ass and back hair too?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 06 Oct 2006, 22:52

judasmuppet";p="807968 wrote:Damn, Buckley. Who's going to be the treasurer of the Bare Chested Scotch Drinking Club now?

Too poor to buy anything like luxuries until recently. I'm buying some Penderyn very soon though. I recently discovered that Jack Daniel was Welsh.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 08 Oct 2006, 07:07

A cunning and advantageous discovery.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Oct 2006, 20:03

Everest was named after a Welshman.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 08 Oct 2006, 20:51

Wales is one of four constituent parts of the United Kingdom.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 08 Oct 2006, 20:59

Christian Bale was born in Wales.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Oct 2006, 21:05

Abraham Lincoln and Richard Nixon were Welsh.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 08 Oct 2006, 21:09

Catherine Zeta-Jones was Welsh. I'm not sure what she is now.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Oct 2006, 21:11

I don't think she knows what she is anymore after going down on a Douglas.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 08 Oct 2006, 21:40

The Welsh were the inventors of the longbow, the most devastating weapon of the medieval period.

This weapon was then employed by the English, who decisively conquered the Welsh in the age of antiquity.

The English were then, in turn, savaged by the Australians in almost every contest of strength, endurance and willpower know to man.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 08 Oct 2006, 21:41

Rugby and Cricket?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 08 Oct 2006, 22:06

It's gonna take me a while to compile the list, smartarse.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 08 Oct 2006, 23:00

I never realised there were so many Welsh people. This one puts me off finding out if there is any Welsh in my lineage:

We're about to prove that Tom Cruise is a Welshman. A mission impossible, you might think, but you'd be wrong. Cruise, best known for talking into the mobile phones of strangers at film premieres, has deep roots in Wales. His great great grandfather Dylan Henry Mapother emigrated from Flint in North Wales to Louisville in Kentucky in 1850, at the age of 16. Tom's real name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, and many generations of Mapothers have lived in Wales. Nicole Kidman's ex was surprised to learn of his Welsh ancestry, which he discovered in a January 2004 episode of the US TV show Inside The Actor's Studio, which reveals family trees of the rich and famous.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 09 Oct 2006, 21:26

I think you'll find there are rotten twats in every barrel.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 10 Oct 2006, 01:43

The foundation stone of the Washington monument bears the incription "Cymru Am Byth" (Wales Forever).
Harvard and Yale were set up by Welsh educators. Harriet Beecher Stowe, Frank Lloyd Wright, Sinclair Lewis and DW Griffith were all Welsh. US Presidents John Quincy Adams, Calvin Coolidge and Thomas Jefferson were all Welsh. 16 of the signatories on the Declaration of Independence were Welsh.

The longbow was invented by the Welsh as Roark states, the Welsh were the finest archers in Europe too. This

was a taunt given by Welsh archers to French troops during battle. The reason being was that Welsh archers when caught would have these two fingers removed to prevent them firing a bow in future. The taunt was to show that they still had their fingers.

England never defeated Wales. Scotland defeated Wales under English banners and in return the Welsh defeated Scotland under the same.

Forget Al Qaeda and the IRA. You are far more likely to be a victim of a Welsh seperatist attack in the UK than any other. The scale and severity is usually limited to the odd murder and a few house burnings though. No bombs or planes. YET!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 10 Oct 2006, 07:47

I have this vision of hell that is Chris' house at Christmas.

shamrock · Post by **shamrock** » 10 Oct 2006, 11:27

Rick Cave";p="807428 wrote:This thread isn't for you.
You must have at least 4 chest hairs to post here.

I know...you would just love to see my chest.

I don't blame you.

floodmatt · Post by **floodmatt** » 10 Oct 2006, 12:43

lagavulin
oban

need to pick myself up some bottles..
havent had any scotch all summer..

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 10 Oct 2006, 13:12

I haven't had Scotch all day.

shamrock · Post by **shamrock** » 10 Oct 2006, 13:41

Newsflash^

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 10 Oct 2006, 19:09

Dammit. I'm going to do this thing. For Rick.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 10 Oct 2006, 19:14

Namothy";p="810207 wrote:England never defeated Wales

See Battle of Orewin Bridge. The fact that the English army was partially composed of forces from her vassal states is irrelevent. This was common practice for those kingdoms which actually had vassal states.

pwn3d

60rk3d

*wins*

Wales is my favourite faction in Medieval Total War: Viking Era. You should play it. Old, but still the best medieval battle simulator ever.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:08

judasmuppet";p="810583 wrote:Dammit. I'm going to do this thing. For Rick.

I'd say go for it if I knew what you were talking about.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:25

He was referring to "going one-on-one with the bald-headed champ" in the men's cubicle at work.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 10 Oct 2006, 20:34

That's fucked, Ben.
There are some fantasies you should keep on your side of the world.

I bought The Proposition and watched it last night.
Think you could have made it up to 100 lashes?