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Drink a beer ya friggin mary! </Afl Stewart>

I had the extra white btw.
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You hellman, you.
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ChickenMug";p="788992 wrote:sobriety
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evilmugman";p="789015 wrote:Common sense isn't and you're trying to apply logic and reason to an animal that does not work within the rules of reason or logic. Good luck with that Spock.
STFU and admit people only smoke and drink because they were stupid when they were younger and thought it was cool, and to fit in. There is no reason for it, and it is more of a bane then boon. I win!
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I certainly wasn't cool and none of my friends drank. My friends all did pills and powders and they smoked, but never seemed to drink. Smoking. All my friends smoked, why didn't I smoke? Why didn't I do drugs? There were only two of us who really dranka nd that was me and Ian. I used to spend a lot of time at my uncle's house who was also one of my best friends and only a few years older than me. We'd watch films and drink.
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Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs.
'the fuck did I do?
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Mobiesque";p="789270 wrote:Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs.
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That was kind of a let down.
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nothing beats chocolate fudge brownie

bing bing!
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My royal flush beats your chocolate fudge brownie.
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is that some sort of poopie joke?
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Sounds like ragtime versus browntown.
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I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
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ewww. There are people who are eating in this section of the forum.
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I support bulimia.
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anorexia is less offensive.
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I like the purging idea.
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maybe i'm biased.
in my experience, dating an anorexic girl is cheaper than dating a bulemic.
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Yeah, buying dinner for a bulemic is such a waste.
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anorexics get drunk easy.
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Bulimics lose their teeth, which means less risky blow-jobs.
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evilmugman";p="789059 wrote:Drink a beer ya friggin mary! </Afl Stewart>
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