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Fehgs.

Ingredients
3
eggs

Salt and pepper
1 tablespoon
unsalted butter

Leaves from 3 or 4 good-sized sprigs fresh mint, shredded
4 ounces
chèvre





Method
1. Beat the eggs and season with salt and pepper. Melt the butter in a frying pan approximately 10 inches in diameter.
2. When the butter has melted and is bubbling, throw in most of the shredded mint, saving some for sprinkling on top at the end. When it has sizzled in the butter and become vibrantly green, pour in the beaten eggs and tip the egg around the pan.
3. Crumble the cheese over the omelette and cook, lifting the sides and swilling the pan around to let any runny egg cook in the heat underneath.
4. When the top of the omelette looks nearly set but still gooey, fold into thirds lengthwise—in other words, fold in two sides, leaving a strip of white-blobbed omelette facing up in a strip in the middle—and slide onto a plate. Sprinkle with the reserved mint and eat.
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Post by love/capt »

what's the secret homo ingredients?
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Post by Roark »

My shredded mint fails to become "vibrantly green".

What am I doing wrong????
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Post by judasmuppet »

You may have the homosexuality wrong, or you could be adding the mint too early.
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How dare you...
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Post by judasmuppet »

I dare.

You just don't get it.
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Stop.
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Post by judasmuppet »

Yes, Roark. Stop adding the mint so early.
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Post by Eviltoastman »

He's obviously hiding a fag deficiency which is fucking up his greens.
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Shut up, arsehead!!

Your Mum is hiding a fag deficiency.
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Haha, Roark!!!

Toasty didn't say anything nice about you, again.
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Post by Eviltoastman »

I was going to tell Roark to suck my cock, but he doesn't deserve the honour.
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I told him what you said.
He muttered something about booking the first available flight.
I couldn't quite work out if he was intending on smoking you or smiting you.
You're sure to find out soon enough.
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:borg:
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so this is where all the fags gather...
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Hey Shithead, how about I kick your Vitamin C deficient arse?

You're BORING, mate. Always have been.
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Hey Shithead! I've been to Cardiff... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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