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Righto folks - who got some good recipes for cooking with tofu ?? Ideally I is looking for a simple fried tofu with a low carb sauce... molto grazie...

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Tofu makes my dick hard


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Tofu will absorb the flavors of anything you choose to cook it with......


29 Apr 2004, 11:50
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that explains why mine always tastes of butter and oil...

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Urgh!

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Tofu is crap! Crap, I tells ye!

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Tofu is crap! Crap, I tells ye!



pay no attention to the guy who's never eaten it, k thx

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T's a bit crap is tofu. I've tried cooking it several ways, the texture get'sme gagging every time. I've tried the freezing then refreezing technique to make it firmer, but that makes little difference.

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what type of tofu were u using ?? u could be using that soft stuff like what u should in soups... then theres the hard stuff like what is good for deep frying and curries etc...

my recommendation : cut the tofu into slices, fry until golden brown and top with cheese & spling onion... yum !!

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It's the hard stuff, but I still don't like it. Before recomending tofu, I'd recomend eating pigs, cows, chickens and babies.

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tofu can work well with noodles in a stirfry

chop into chunks and fry with the mini sweetcorn, pepper, mushroom, etc.

as long as its not GM i'll eat tofu

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Noodles ala Toastman.
Get a pack quorn fillets, hack em up into strips, marinade them is a shitload off soy, chilli powder and white rice vinegar, keep that shit in a microwavable bowl, and add 1/2 pint of vegtable stock) cover with film and pierce, microwave on high for 3 minutes. Then strain, keeping the marinade and stock for later.

Chop up 5 small-medium mushrooms, two tomatos, some spring onion, 4 cloves of garlic, 1 small chilli and a 1.2 a red pepper. Chop this shit up as you like (I like it all super fine.

Cooke some noodles, and strain.

StirFry the garlic, mushrooms and spring onions for then add the peppers, chilli and tomatos, after about 2-3 mins of stir frying, add the fillets to the stir fry. After approx 2 mins, chuck in the noodles, then the stock/marinade cocktail. Cook uptilsearing hot and serve immediately with a nice chardonay.

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I've eaten Tofu, both the soft and the hard kind. The soft tastes like nothing and is crap, the hard is just crap.

but I can kill for a veggie burger, or veggie meatballs. Yum yum yum.

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q w or nuh

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qué?

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the great below\";p=\"232318 wrote:
The soft tastes like nothing and is crap, the hard is just crap.


Try marinating it..........


08 May 2004, 20:52
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The only way ill have Tofu is in a Miso soup....

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