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Talk about.... about time...


Am I the only one that new this shit 20 years ago?




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dumb list...even the revision.



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SHARPPIE wrote:dumb list...even the revision.



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seriously....you don't now shit.

I know more than you, pathetic little worm.
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Carcharodon carcharias wrote:Talk about.... about time...


Am I the only one that knew this shit 20 years ago?




http://www.faithnomoreblog.com/2014/05/ ... lists.html
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Title of the thread is misleading but mainly because the second hand story linked to did similar. Basically he was described as the singer with the greatest range they've analysed so far who is not classically trained so long as you include inhaled noises, throat singing and screams as vocalizations (fair game imo). Patton is heavily criticised for the low quality of his low and high notes so while he has the widest range, they note his quality is generally poor. As such their findings should not be distorted as meaning he is the greatest vocalist of all time as it;s similar to saying the Nile is the greatest river because it has the largest delta. There are far more considerations than range. Freddie Mercury for instance has a poor comparable range but greater control and power (and charisma).
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http://therangeplace.forummotions.com/t1659-mike-patton
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Eviltoastman wrote:Patton is low quality
He is the bargain basement Chuck Mosely.
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Grotocult wrote:He is the bargain basement Chuck Mosely.
please elaborate. no really. aside from internet 1 on 1z, I am interested in your conclusion.
is that to say chuck mosely has won you over upon comparison?
if so, hellainterestedpleaseelaborate!
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Nice misquote, groto.
Silly cretin.
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Eviltoastman wrote:There are far more considerations than range. Freddie Mercury for instance has a poor comparable range but greater control and power (and charisma).

Original story:
http://www.vintagevinylnews.com/2014/05 ... inger.html
And their source:
http://therangeplace.forummotions.com/t1659-mike-patton

What does charisma have to do with with vocals, dipshit? That's like comparing your pathetic fat ass to Lance Armstrong.

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Carcharodon carcharias wrote:
What does charisma have to do with with vocals, dipshit? That's like comparing your pathetic fat ass to Lance Armstrong.

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seriously....did you mean to call him a "mook" or are you really calling him a keyboard?
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SHARPPIE wrote:seriously....did you mean to call him a "mook" or are you really calling him a keyboard?
No, I did not call the moog a "mook" or a synthesizer. You are an idiot or you would know.
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areolament dookie wrote:I'm an idiot
Yes, you are.
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cool, now what?
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areolament dookie wrote:Image
:roll: that hat is as red as ketchup.
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actually, that hat looks almost like fire engine red.
ketchup has a slight orangey hue.


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