MIKE PATTON

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Maybe I Know Everything... People Always Think That Of Nerds!



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the next time someone asks me for my autograph, i'm gonna pull a napkin out of my pocket and wipe my ass with it and hand it to them. doodoo will make its mark.
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?
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likeduh wrote:but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?
00% Autograph asked for
65% Napkins in pocket
35% Shits in Pants

Odds look good for a run to the woods.
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why would the napkin percentage be the highest?
is carrying napkins in one's pocket like... WORSE than self soilage?

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me?

01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
05% Napkins in pocket
94% Shits in Pants

is that 100%?#@ I'll let you guess how shitty my shorts are rite now

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how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?
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Nik Rowe wrote:me?
01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
"HEY, YOU'RE THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS HAS SHIT INSIDE HIS PANTS! SIGN MY TITS!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So you want me to rub some of my fresh shit on your titties?

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Grotocult wrote:how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?
Suck a shit directly outta my puckering asshole.
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Gary Busey is overrated
so what he was the villain in a shitty mel gibson film
he's no
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