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Maybe I Know Everything... People Always Think That Of Nerds!



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31 Aug 2013, 07:33
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bigger softer russier!
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the next time someone asks me for my autograph, i'm gonna pull a napkin out of my pocket and wipe my ass with it and hand it to them. doodoo will make its mark.

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31 Aug 2013, 09:13
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bigger softer russier!
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but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?


31 Aug 2013, 14:58
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likeduh wrote:
but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?


00% Autograph asked for
65% Napkins in pocket
35% Shits in Pants

Odds look good for a run to the woods.


03 Sep 2013, 18:04
bigger softer russier!
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why would the napkin percentage be the highest?
is carrying napkins in one's pocket like... WORSE than self soilage?

:?


04 Sep 2013, 03:46
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bigger softer russier!
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me?

01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
05% Napkins in pocket
94% Shits in Pants

is that 100%?#@ I'll let you guess how shitty my shorts are rite now

8)

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04 Sep 2013, 09:15
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how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?


06 Sep 2013, 21:46
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1XtsAdn2o


07 Sep 2013, 09:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUK2T0v6VCk


07 Sep 2013, 22:09
Nik Rowe wrote:
me?
01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)

"HEY, YOU'RE THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS HAS SHIT INSIDE HIS PANTS! SIGN MY TITS!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:


10 Sep 2013, 05:28
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So you want me to rub some of my fresh shit on your titties?

:?

*gets huge erection*

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10 Sep 2013, 07:13
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Grotocult wrote:
how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?


Suck a shit directly outta my puckering asshole.


10 Sep 2013, 15:44
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Gary Busey is overrated
so what he was the villain in a shitty mel gibson film
he's no
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