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once upon a time I wrote a rap
but it turned out solid crap
I tried my best to make it hot
but rap-rock gold is harder than I thought
the flow was weak, the words were wack
but I thought I had the dope attack
boy oh boy, I looked like a fool
I musta missed a whole month of rap-rock school
and I must admit I am to blame
I was the player who played the game
but I played it wrong when I took my turn
and when I took the wheel, I crashed and burned
to a crisp in a pile of ashes
if you had a whip, I'd demand some lashes
across my ass, cheeks 1 and 2
then you can hand the whip to a rap-rock crew
and let them take some cracks to a rap-rock beat
until my ass looks like shredded wheat
cuz I never shoulda pressed my rap-rock luck
into the eye of the storm to get fuckin' struck
by rap-rock lightning that I couldn't avoid
and I'm like a hemorrhoid that can't be destroyed now MOSH

- chunky guitar outro -

very good
It pains me we will never see Durst and Patton duke it out in some sort of rap battle. Patton disowns those guys as if they were retarded children...

grotucelugar wrote:I am very VERY disappointed he is backing away from Crudo. I mean damn, he was this close to making a record with Fred Durst and now it's not going to happen. Any of it. Give Durst control of the next Peeping Tom, and you have rap-rock gold.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! I HOPE THIS HORSESHIT NEVER COMES OUT!

vapid penumbra wrote:once upon a time I wrote a rap
but it turned out solid crap
I tried my best to make it hot
but rap-rock gold is harder than I thought
the flow was weak, the words were wack
but I thought I had the dope attack
boy oh boy, I looked like a fool
I musta missed a whole month of rap-rock school
and I must admit I am to blame
I was the player who played the game
but I played it wrong when I took my turn
and when I took the wheel, I crashed and burned
to a crisp in a pile of ashes
if you had a whip, I'd demand some lashes
across my ass, cheeks 1 and 2
then you can hand the whip to a rap-rock crew
and let them take some cracks to a rap-rock beat
until my ass looks like shredded wheat
cuz I never shoulda pressed my rap-rock luck
into the eye of the storm to get fuckin' struck
by rap-rock lightning that I couldn't avoid
and I'm like a hemorrhoid that can't be destroyed now MOSH

- chunky guitar outro -

jeremey and yumiko need to team up and make this song into a dr suess style book.

why am i the only one who comes up with these plans?
and where the fuck is my garbage truck?

Haven't listened to either band in about 3 years.

Haven't posted in the music forum in about a year.

See you all again in 2013.