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that would require talking to people in public, which I am steadfastly against. I need people to just look at me and go, "Holy fuck, what a hipster!" I've already considered moving to Silverlake...I'm told this is "the home of the hipster"...but I really need to get my look/aura in order before I sign a lease.

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26 Jul 2011, 17:03
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ok, I can work with that. what about...
when you are questioned/addressed about your ironistache,
you simply laugh directly AT the person guilty of commenting/inquiring.
wait! damn it, I probably should have asked this first, you don't have a
problem laughing at people, do you?

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26 Jul 2011, 17:09
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no, but only if they're in pain.

I have the feeling I should wait for my Obi to show me the pure way...you seem to have something against this particular ethnic group. you = Darth Vader of hipsterdom.

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i think if people start embracing their hipsterness it will kill off the hipster trend pretty quick.

please sharppie, go forth you brave brave hipster.

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26 Jul 2011, 19:43
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I always had the feeling I was the chosen one....of what, exactly...I wasn't too sure. now it's all becoming clear.

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http://www.theprp.com/2011/07/26/news/b ... available/

you in there sharrps?.....cant watch at work


27 Jul 2011, 14:06
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I don't know if sharpps is in there as I didn't get too far into it,
but I didn't need to get too far into it to spot upon that stage 1

ironic moustache.

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27 Jul 2011, 16:27
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how do you know it's ironic? you can read his mind?

see...? evil darth vader shit. "help me, obi wan kenobi. you're my only hope."


I'll have to watch it, but to see that area you would have to shoot from behind them.

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SHARPPIE wrote:
you can read his mind?

oh yeah, and then some.
it's almost as if I can see into his soul.
no, I actually CAN see into his soul. in fact...
for a small amount of time, I moved into his soul,
threw down some berber carpet, sat right down (indian style),
ate an entire can of chipotle limon pringles and got the
fuck up and out of there.

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in espanola , limon = lemon , lima = lime , yet the pic on the pringles can clearly shows the cartoon image of a lime .

how are those , any good , despite the obvious fail-name ?

personally (ducks) i think we have too many flavors of things . bbq pizza , buffalo chicken pizza , Hawaiian pizza , who eats that ? and another thing , how long did it take rock and roll to infiltrate mainstream advertising , vs. say hip hop ?

now jewelry is referred to as "bling" , the formal greeting has become "sup" , anything pre-2005 is dubbed "old school" . it seems to me it wasn't till oh the mid to late 80's before heavy metal guitar solo stuff started showing up of everything from car commercials to bubble gum adds . didnt rock and roll technically rear its ugly head around march 3rd 1951 ?

34 years . now either way that shit is embarrassing / and annoying to me . remember after nirvana / pearl jam / soundgarden broke big and the fall season K-mart flyer read "Grunge back to school" :eyes:

blondie's rapture / rappers delight dat ill ass wax dropped round 1979 , "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" premiere, september 10, 1990 . observing how "hip hop" mentality has been absorbed by the mainstream is far less annoying and embarrassing to me , i actually am very happy about this current trend . (something new MAY be on the horizon) :ponder:

its actually no wonder we have stuff like chili cheese diet dr pepper , don't mind me , i have been saving up my weed money up so i can purchase a pair of "Beats" by Dr. Dre , :lol:

ok all clear , call me a racist hater honkey sucka foo head .

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General Tso s Chicken wrote:
how are those , any good , despite the obvious fail-name ?

truth be told, the whole eating them experience isn't much different from
coating your tongue with lemon pledge and licking a rodeo clown's asshole.


PS remember those big mac hats? :lol:


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I'm beginning to suspect you have no idea what you're talking about, or hipsters don't really exist...it's just a word to denigrate people you feel better than. can somebody tell the KKK about this? it just may replace kike, spic, limey, etc.


"Damn these dirty hipsters and their zionist occupied government."

"These lazy, big-lipped hipsters are raping all our women."

"Fucking hipsters, taking all the jobs away from REAL Americans."

"What do you call a hipster in court? Defendant."

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27 Jul 2011, 19:32
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no really, I looked up hipster in the dictionary.
it said "obsolete farm machinery".


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27 Jul 2011, 19:48
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book readin' is so hipster.

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hipsters do exist
they like cupcakes and get tattoos of them
and bands with lots of pink and tight trousers and big glasses
and fake jollity (see: Matt and Kim)
and disowning music you once liked because it's not cool anymore (like Cottage with Korn)
and you can't suddenly choose to become a hipster, it's more like a curse from God, or cancer
hipsters think they are ironic about everything
except themselves


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uh huh...

now tell me where the easter bunny lives.

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somewhere in Jeremy's paintings, with big tits?


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from what you described, this is all just misidentification.

that's a poseur, plain & simple.

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so wait... jeremy's bunny is a poseur AND I should still have my pac man fever record in constant rotation??? :? :? :(


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SHARPPIE wrote:
poseur


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let's keep it in english. :?


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adopted from french, but it's still english...sacrebleu!

don't say sofa or couch in here either....that's a sittin' box, buddy.

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Yeah...my arts pretty hipster too.

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Pretending to not know what a hipster is is rather hipsterish.

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actually, joey5001... that would be another common character flaw associated with the poseur.


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we've already established that you don't know what they are. at least I admit it, and look for answers...which no one seems to have.

this shit don't exist.

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