Faith No More's Return Official

[meatpan]

They will play Antartica before they play here

[Mr John]

Relax my American friends! You are missing nothing really.


You still have the lowest gas prices, best quality of life and live in a land of opportunities, fortune is smiling upon you.
You can live withoot an FNM tour, right?
Turn on your radios and listen to Phil Collins, Seal, Michael Bolton and Debbie Gibson, you'll be fiiiiiiine.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Relax my American friends! You are missing nothing really.


You still have the lowest gas prices, best quality of life and live in a land of opportunities, fortune is smiling upon you.
You can live withoot an FNM tour, right?
Turn on your radios and listen to Phil Collins, Seal, Michael Bolton and Debbie Gibson, you'll be fiiiiiiine.

Thanks for trying to make us feel better. But....Yes we need a FNM tour. As far as the radio goes it sucks unless you have Sirius. They actually play FNM (Not just Epic) and they have played Rape this day from Tomahawk.

[Eviltoastman]

Relax my American friends! You are missing nothing really.


You still have the lowest gas prices, best quality of life and live in a land of opportunities, fortune is smiling upon you.
You can live withoot an FNM tour, right?
Turn on your radios and listen to Phil Collins, Seal, Michael Bolton and Debbie Gibson, you'll be fiiiiiiine.

US have something like the 40th QOL according to the most recent stats from UN, WHO, MErcer and OECD.

Some facts as of 2008.

Infant mortality - 34th Globally.
Life Expectancy - 42nd

*OECD in conjunction with the WHO and UN - “The Measure of America: American Human Development Report 2008-2009.”

Even wehen considering the Mercer results, USA scores very poorly, not ranking one city in North America as being amongst the top five to live in (all five are Canadian cities).

http://www.undp.org/

[Mr John]

So you're saying that Faith No More should definitely not tour there, because of the health risks?

Nice one man.

[Eviltoastman]

i think it's pretty clear what I was saying.

[Mr John]

You know what I'm saying?

For real homie.
For real.

[crotchgrabber]

but we deep fry twinkies!

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Relax my American friends! You are missing nothing really.


You still have the lowest gas prices, best quality of life and live in a land of opportunities, fortune is smiling upon you.
You can live withoot an FNM tour, right?
Turn on your radios and listen to Phil Collins, Seal, Michael Bolton and Debbie Gibson, you'll be fiiiiiiine.

US have something like the 40th QOL according to the most recent stats from UN, WHO, MErcer and OECD.

Some facts as of 2008.

Infant mortality - 34th Globally.
Life Expectancy - 42nd

*OECD in conjunction with the WHO and UN - “The Measure of America: American Human Development Report 2008-2009.”

Even wehen considering the Mercer results, USA scores very poorly, not ranking one city in North America as being amongst the top five to live in (all five are Canadian cities).

http://www.undp.org/

I hear you cockbreath # 18 you can't beat good 'ole USA.

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0778562.html

Most and Least Livable Countries: UN Human Development Index, 2006
The Human Development Index (HDI), published annually by the UN, ranks nations according to their citizens' quality of life rather than strictly by a nation's traditional economic figures. The criteria for calculating rankings include life expectancy, educational attainment, and adjusted real income. The 2006 index is based on 2004 figures.

“Most Livable” Countries, 2006
1. Norway 16. France
2. Iceland 17. Italy
3. Australia 18. United Kingdom
4. Ireland 19. Spain
5. Sweden 20. New Zealand
6. Canada 21. Germany
7. Japan 22. Israel
8. United States 23. Greece
9. Switzerland 24. Singapore
10. Netherlands 25. Korea, Rep. of
11. Finland 26. Slovenia
12. Luxembourg 27. Portugal
13. Belgium 28. Cyprus
14. Austria 29. Czech Republic
15. Denmark 30. Barbados
“Least Livable” Countries, 2006
1. Niger 16. Tanzania
2. Sierra Leone 17. Angola
3. Mali 18. Guinea
4. Burkina Faso 19. Nigeria
5. Guinea-Bissau 20. Rwanda
6. Central African Republic 21. Eritrea
7. Chad 22. Senegal
8. Ethiopia 23. Gambia
9. Burundi 24. Haiti
10. Mozambique 25. Mauritania
11. Congo, Dem. Rep. of the 26. Kenya
12. Malawi 27. Zimbabwe
13. Zambia 28. Yemen
14. Côte d'Ivoire 29. Lesotho
15. Benin 30. Djibouti

[Mr John]

“Least Livable” Countries, 2006
1. Niger

*PB to thread.*
*user PB to thread please.*

[Eviltoastman]

What has Britain to do with the claim that the USA enjoys the greatest quality of life on earth? It doesn;t even enjoy the greatest quality of life in North America.

Also, those figures are outdated. you might note that the 2008 figures have been available since....Uh...2008.

[Thunder Bear]

“Most Livable” Countries, 2006
1. Norway

Yay!

2. Iceland

Two years later, they became the first bankrupt country in history

Fuck, maybe we're next?

[Eviltoastman]

2. Iceland

Two years later, they became the first bankrupt country in history

Fuck, maybe we're next?

That's not strictly true.

Since the inception of the IMF, Argentina and Italy have both become bankrupt and it wasn't too long ago when Washington DC ran out of reserves and could not print any more "fantasy money". Zimbabwe is currently spiralling completely out of con trol and Afghanistan in the 80's was completely fucked.

Economics are not as significant a factor as you might consider either. Lichtenstein, Switzerland and the Caimans don't deature although they're highly propserous. Let's not forget the UNICEF tables either which look specifically at childrens quality of life in qhich USA and Britain score the last two positions (of OECD countries)

http://www.unicef.org/media/files/Child ... Report.pdf

Disgusting when you consider the resources available to both of these conglomorates and the so-called moral standards they preach about.

[Eviltoastman]

Sweden mixes crayfish and cheese. Nuke the fuckers.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Sweden mixes crayfish and cheese. Nuke the fuckers.

I thought it was crawfish or is it cawlfish.

[Grotocult]

I want to try that.

[Rolling Rock Volante]

Getting closer!!! to USA

Nov 11 Arena Monterrey Monterrey Mexico
Nov 13 Pabellon Mexico City Mexico
Nov 14 Auditorio Telmex Guadalajara Mexico

[Eviltoastman]

Sweden mixes crayfish and cheese. Nuke the fuckers.

I thought it was crawfish...

It largely depends where you're from.

Code: Select all

crayfish
c.1400, from O.Fr. crevice (13c.), from Frank. word probably related to crab (cf. O.H.G. krebiz "crab, shellfish"); spelling altered 16c. on influence of fish.

crawfish
1624, generally dismissed by British etymologists as a 19c. Amer.Eng. variant of crayfish (q.v.).

I'd go with the European terminology, since I'm from Europe and we are talking about disgusting Swedish dietry habits.

[Mr John]

Getting closer!!! to USA

Nov 11 Arena Monterrey Monterrey Mexico
Nov 13 Pabellon Mexico City Mexico
Nov 14 Auditorio Telmex Guadalajara Mexico

Wow! Someone on-topic!


We must stop this. Faith No More will NOT tour the colonies...

[NINFNM]

but I want to see themmmmm

[Mr John]

Get a passport.

[NINFNM]

if I applied for one right now it wouldn't be here in time for the mexico dates anyways

[Rolling Rock Volante]

To U.S and Canadian fans, I spoke with the band, with their road manager and have been in touch with Greg from Ipecac. They are not planning any US dates. This is not due to a disdain for America at all though! Simply the US offers are not there. Or not at this stage anyway.

I find this very hard to believe

[touchy feely]

Getting closer!!! to USA

Nov 11 Arena Monterrey Monterrey Mexico
Nov 13 Pabellon Mexico City Mexico
Nov 14 Auditorio Telmex Guadalajara Mexico

enjoy montezuma's revenge, fuckers

[Hank]

Living in the U.S. mainly just sucks for minorities. We honkeys have a nice cushy setup.