Faith No More's Return Official

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 20 Mar 2010, 11:07

jklm208 wrote:GHD Black Hair Straighter

it's about time.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 27 Mar 2010, 01:40

I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.

Rolling Rock Volante · Post by **Rolling Rock Volante** » 12 May 2010, 15:38

East coast tour shirts coming!

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 30 May 2010, 15:50

I want FNM to release Re-united as a single in the UK.

gilgamesh · Post by **gilgamesh** » 31 Jul 2010, 02:51

I want Mr. Bungle to reunite. Fuck this Faith No More shit.

Mr John · Post by **Mr John** » 01 Aug 2010, 03:35

How can we stop you from crying? Would a hug help?

gilgamesh · Post by **gilgamesh** » 01 Aug 2010, 06:45

possibly.

Mr John · Post by **Mr John** » 02 Aug 2010, 07:00

I'll send Roddy.

Rolling Rock Volante · Post by **Rolling Rock Volante** » 06 Aug 2010, 14:23

gilgamesh wrote:possibly.

Mr John will make it ok. He will give you a big bear like hug from behind. It will be like a shot of morphine...

Mr John · Post by **Mr John** » 07 Aug 2010, 03:50

Does morphine go up your ass 70 times, spanking your buttcheeks and asking who your is your Daddy and what does he do, while spitting on your crack, pummelling it until you can't feel your legs, then spin you round and fill your mouth and eyes with semen?

If so, then I'm just like morphine.

Rolling Rock Volante · Post by **Rolling Rock Volante** » 07 Aug 2010, 07:54

Well...That was a little less subtle than I described.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 10 Aug 2010, 17:56

Eviltoastman wrote:I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.

Its not funny your...Wait!

Its hilarious your ass is on FIRE!!

[][][][][] · Post by **[][][][][]** » 17 Aug 2010, 04:34

"Eat is just as deep as you can fuck it
So cough it up or go down"

I used to always think that was "AIDS, it's just a disease you get fucking" until I looked at the lyrics today.

True story.

Grotocult · Post by **Grotocult** » 14 Sep 2010, 21:38

So no new album...
Pussies.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 15 Sep 2010, 11:26

erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.

No new album and sparse US sightings. This is going to hell in a basket. They should just move to Chile. They are already revered there. If they start offering sacrifices, the accolades will roll.

Mr John · Post by **Mr John** » 16 Sep 2010, 16:02

erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.

Why should they, when we are still paying them to play the old stuff and comedy covers?

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 16 Sep 2010, 17:48

It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 16 Sep 2010, 20:00

Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.

Shut the Fuck up!

Grotocult · Post by **Grotocult** » 20 Sep 2010, 14:47

Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.

Hipster.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 27 Sep 2010, 18:17

erutlucorgga wrote:
Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Stupid Bitch.

Fixed.

Grotocult · Post by **Grotocult** » 05 Oct 2010, 17:05

Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 27 Oct 2010, 22:56

erutlucorgga wrote:Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.

uuhhmmm.... No. she is not.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 30 Oct 2010, 00:50

She is, so there.

Carcharodon carcharias · Post by **Carcharodon carcharias** » 30 Oct 2010, 13:01

Eviltoastman wrote:She is, so there.

No she is not and neither are you, douchebag!

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 14 Nov 2010, 07:57

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