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your a idiot,
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Tomahawk > Lost

That took a lot for me to admit

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Cottage Wonder";p="875045 wrote:I do

But the more I listen to this album I wonder if real natives would appreciate it or simply be offended, i thought of this while walking past a bunch of drunk natives on a stoop, i pictured what they would have thought if i put my headphones onto their head, and then told them that guy the singing isnt native, they'd probably be like "fuck this ish"

thoughts?
Yeah, one: I don't think they'd give much of a shit one way or the other.
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CerebroDespierto";p="874877 wrote:I don't even see how where I'm from has anything to do with Rob Zombie sucking anyway. Other than the fact that I think he says Bakersfield in one of his songs. I guess in that case you're right. I'm a republican Hillbilly living on a farm with a raised truck and thirteen guns in a hidden compartment in my Volvo.

Or your only defense against possessing the very unfortunate ability to find any redeeming quality in The Devil's Rejects and or House Of A Thousand Corpses or my subsequent mockery of that is to try and somehow piece together an insult about me being a hillbilly based on the fact that Bakersfield California is a rustic, primarily conservative farm town and I just so happen to live here. I'm actually from Roswell, New Mexico and my family relocated here four years ago because of a job opportunity for my dad as an occupational therapist out here. I guess that changes your whole strategy. Now I'm an Alien, right? I can come to no other conclusion if I apply your half-assed logic to the scenario. Well, I guess it wasn't logic in the first place anyway. It was just a stupid attempt at...well...something.

That being said, Werewolf Women Of The S.S. was really funny and one of my favorite fake Grindhouse Trailers, and from what I've heard, his Halloween remake might actually turn out good and true to the spirit of the original.
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MaliceinWonderland";p="875087 wrote:Rus,
And you must really love this guy called Jimmy. He's all you ever talk about it seems
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Where is that ol' chap anyway...
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that sure showed me. I'll never talk again. :roll:
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I'm not reading this thread

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I love how this thread became about how fucking awesome I am. Thanks guys.
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Impossible unless retards were posting here.

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The fact you teach scares the living shits out of me solely on account of your rank stupidity. Hush chappie.
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my rank is banned you illiterate luddite

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Wow, even cringes cringed there.
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I....taught....your MOM....how to BOWL!

She's a quick learner
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I love the new Tomahawk album

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You eat cheese from an aerosol...
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can
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poop camp";p="875789 wrote:I love the new Tomahawk album
I'm listening to it right now!
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Post by luke_warm_luke »

homorawk - gaynonymoys

a review by luke_warm_luke

reviewing of this review is explicitly prohibited by the author unless your name is phil witter or rus archer (with a full and musty beard). this pertains especially to canadians, floridians, wimuns and swedes, judmup included. roark counts as a girl.

ever since werckman first flew to nashville with 12 vials of cocaine, selected back issues of rolling stone and cds by matchbox 20 and deftones to ruse duane denison into more profitable alt-rock have the general public been subjected to the most heinous crimes on functional ears since santana. years upon years later of a tired charade of exploiting gay fetish trends and cheap, cheap, cheap kaoss pad tricks to subjugate sexual malcontents of the male persuasion with inferiority complexes and bad skin have finally lead to this particular clusterfuck of simply catastrophic proportions. artistically tomaslop's latest offering can be related to somewhere between cellphone videos of stoning women and a furry convention thousands strong. incredibly offensive and anally juvenile in a nutshell, one must wonder how this poorly researched ry cooder album with floppy sampler effects from the 80's was ever deemed to be releasable, especially with much hyped "authentic" melodies already heard on countless $2 wold music compilations, john ford flicks and, indeed, riverdance.

of course gerg's deluded quest to replace david geffen as the prime hebrew of the music industry is ultimately to blame, the delusions of grandeur of the profiteers of the first punk generation have not only led to the very destruction of the culture they so exploited, but popular music as a whole. while no big loss, how these people ever managed to stay above the gutter is still an enigma of the ages, no matter how clueless the latent homosexuals who ultimately pay their bills are.
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tl;dr
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HankMcCain";p="875440 wrote:your a idiot,
you're an idiot

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Luke's post just made me re-address everything I see in this jaunt we call life.

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Post by drusophila melanogaster »

luke needs to write a review of maybe you can live on the moon and post it on cdbaby

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Post by luke_warm_luke »

it hurts to write even more run-in sentences.

besides, jane's review of myclotminc is perfectly acceptable - besides terms like "faggoty ass" which are really, really not necessary.

once witter gets released by the feds we'll see.
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silver ball";p="875823 wrote:
HankMcCain";p="875440 wrote:your a idiot,
you're an idiot
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