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You mind me dance wit yo date?

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel,
Poppin' Snake, and Mr. Cool
Went down to the boulevard
To play their ass some pool

Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, WOOOO!

Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu,
Man Sam, and Doctor Boots
Came down from the south town
To snort they ass some toots

Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, WOOOO!

Well they came down looking to score
But they got a whole lot more
When they started a fight on that frightful night
At Lady Killer's bar

Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, WOOOO!

So if you have to leave your turf
You better not go far
Or start a fight on friday night
In Lady Killer's Bar

Illa Zilla...

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06 Aug 2010, 17:19
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I gotta shrimpy little cock

I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its..
small y'all. talkin' bout shrimpie...shrimpie

I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its


I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its..
small y'all. talkin' bout shrimpie...shrimpie

I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its


I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its..
small y'all. talkin' bout shrimpie...shrimpie

I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its



I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its..
small y'all. talkin' bout shrimpie...shrimpie

I gotta shrimpie little cock, shrimpie little cock...yeah
even though its shrimpie, its tiny as shit...its


shrimpie

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07 Aug 2010, 19:03
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Let your NEW life begin...
Call one eight hundred get thin

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SHARPPIE wrote:
Let your NEW life begin...
Call one eight hundred get thin



Are you calling me fat, shrimp? :lol:

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areolament booger wrote:
I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker :mad:


16 Aug 2010, 21:02
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I was only 16, but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was burnin' to love me and loose

She don't wear no underwear
She's so lonely, gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice

My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality

Showed me where it's supposed to go
A blow job doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be

Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend

I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted to turn me out

She took a whip to me until I shout
?Oh, motherfucker's, just a motherfucker
Can't you understand??

Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend

I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street and make me blue
Oh, sister, ooh sister, ooh

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2he3gF5uSM

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19 Aug 2010, 19:31
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I have a couple:

Led Zeppelin - Good Times, Bad Times
Hot chocolate - You Sexy Thing

both have been in my brain for days on end now

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

I'm like fuck you, and fuck her too...

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23 Aug 2010, 15:58
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Every Sesame Street song ever made


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMrXKE2M2tQ

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23 Aug 2010, 19:39
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eskimo rape (it's so cold)

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27 Aug 2010, 12:14
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jose feliciano - chico and the man (theme song)

it's a good groove

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05 Sep 2010, 17:54
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cowboy butt sex

my mind is filled with butt sex today.

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02 Oct 2010, 14:52
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I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Take a ride on the West Coast kick
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad

I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad
Holiday rOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOOooad

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07 Oct 2010, 02:41
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Banned from the Roxy...OK
I never much liked playing there anyway
They said they only wanted well behaved boys,
Do they think guitars and microphones are just fucking toys?
Fuck 'em, I chosen to make my stand,
Against what I feel is wrong with this land.
They just sit there on their overfed arses,
Feeding off the sweat of less fortunate classes.
They keep their fucking power cause their finger's on the button,
They've got control and won't let it be forgotten.
The truth of their reality is at the wrong end of a gun,
The proof of that is Belfast and that's no fucking fun.

Seeing the squaddy lying in the front yard,
Seeing the machine guns resting on the fence.
Finding the entrance to your own front door is barred
And they've got the fucking nerve to call it defense.
Seems their defense is just the threat of strength,
Protection for the privileged at any length.
The government protecting their profits from the poor,
The rich and the fortunate chaining up the door.
Afraid that the people may ask for a little more than the shit they get.
The shit they get.
The shit they get. The shit they get.
The shit they get. The shit they get.
The shit they get. The shit they get.
DEFENSE? SHIT, IT'S NOTHING LESS THAN WAR
AND NO ONE BUT THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S FOR.

Oh yes they say it's defense, they say it's decency,
Mai Lai, Hiroshima, know what I mean?
The same fucking lies with depressing frequency,
They say "We had to do it to keep our lives clean"
Well whose like? Whose fucking life?
Who the fuck are they talking to?
Whose life? Whose fucking life?
I tell you one thing, it ain't me and you.
And their system, christ, they're everywhere,
School, army, church, corporation deal.
A fucked up reality based on fear,
A fucking conspiracy to stop you feeling real.
Well ain't got me, I'd say their fucking wrong,
I ain't quite ready with my gun, but I've got my song...

Banned from the Roxy, well OK
I never much liked playing there anyway.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FE_dxZi9pE

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there's nothing like australia
there's nothing like aus-tra-li-a
there's nothing like australia
there's nothing like aus-tra-li-a
there's nothing like australia
there's nothing like aus-tra-li-a
there's nothing like australia
there's nothing like aus-tra-li-a

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03 Feb 2011, 14:46
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Really queer me sitting here
You seem so sincere
Your daughter flips the burgers
As you reach for a second beer

Mom says grace, she's learned her place
The cruelest years are on her face
Two car garage, a Mastercharge
Her tits aren't firm, at least they're large

Murder the disturbed
And all those perturbed
Kill the democrats
Support tuition tax

You served a meal, you spoke with zeal
You think you've still got sex appeal
Your daughter serves desert
As you enact your biggest deal

Success has shown a second home
The kids are cute, how they've grown
One is dead, one's on reds
She goes to school, she's too well fed

Murder the disturbed
And all those perturbed
Kill the democrats
Reinstate the draft

Murder the disturbed

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02 Apr 2011, 16:12
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goddamn you Pechanga. :mad:




All I do is win, win, win, no matter what
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there
And they say yeah
And they stay there
Up down, up down
Cause all I do is win, win, win
And if you goin’ in put your hands in the air
Make 'em stay there!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQ ... ata_player
If I don't get this songworm out of my head by tonight I'm grabbing the ice pick

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0X0cmQAdSE


it helps if you watch it like 18 times in a row....then keep going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kM66xRTt8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQSrs7pQMhw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FSiq1c1UAs&t=6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZAIWAbggE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OePF9nkcI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydHFfByREJk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7GB5TSwwAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCvkrnMDKew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptleSJGxxfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYdxcoH8BmY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSeqY2ZvfMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_iMNvGDm8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC95X5SLJok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WRIHlEH_2U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNGlzkuYC1c

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don't call me limey, whitey

there's gonna be a word change in there, right?

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11 Nov 2011, 19:25
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yep. there it is.

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11 Nov 2011, 19:26
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oops....upsss....side the head...say oops....upss....side da head

dont ride the white horse (pony)

i cant go for that...no I

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Bicycle race by Queen.

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15 Nov 2011, 12:28
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not so much the song, as just the one verse/chorus....driving me fucking NUTS!




Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling second-hand tobaccos
Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected

But Baby's on fire!

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