New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit

[The Rambam]

CHORUS

Carry on my wayward son
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Now don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a madman
I hear the voices when I'm dreamin'
I can hear them say

CHORUS

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know
On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say

CHORUS

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

CHORUS

[Redundant Retard]

I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you
But I don't need you
Don't need you to want me to like you
Because if you didn't like me
I would still like you, you see
La la la

I lick you, I like you to like me to lick you
But I don't need you
Don't need you to like me to lick you
If your pleasure turned into pain
I would still lick for my personal gain
La la la

I fuck you, and I love you to love me to fuck you
But I don't fucking need you
Don't need you to need me to fuck you
If you need me to need you to fuck
That fucks everything up
La la la

I want you, and I want you to want me to want you
But I don't need you
Don't need you to need me to need you
That's just me so take me or leave me
But please don't need me
Don't need me to need you to need me
Cos we're here one minute, the next we're dead
So love me and leave me
But try not to need me
Enough said
I want you, but I don't need you

I love you, and I love how you love how I love you
But I don't need you
Don't need you to love me to love you
If your love changed into hate
Would my love have been a mistake?
La la la

So I'm gonna leave you, and I'd like you to leave me to leave you
But lover believe me, it isn't because I don't need you (you know I don't need you)
All I wanted was to be wanted
But you're drowning me deep in your need to be needed
La la la

[Hank]

Incorporated bloodlust
Incinerated carcass
Incarnated in my blood
Indecent DeathWhore rules

Inanimated deathfuck
Interlocked repulsive souls
Incantations flowing free
Indecent DeathWhore rules

She fucking hates you all

Intermented in my inhumanity
Interdicted from the human face
Incompatible with this fucking world
Indecent DeathWhore rules

She fucking hates you all

WHORE

Incorporated bloodlust
Incinerated carcass
Indecent DeathWhore rules

Inanimated deathfuck
Interlocked repulsive souls
Incantations flowing free

[Hank]

Aids, aids, hiv, aids, hiv
Aids

Hiv, aids, hiv, aids, aids
Hiv

[Miss Yvonne]

Exactly what's been in my head for the last two days:

It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can go
It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can go
It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can go
Come on over tonight, come on over
Come on over tonight, come on over
Come on over tonight, come on over
It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right Come on over tonight, come on over
Come on over tonight, come on over
Come on over tonight, come on over
It's gonna be a cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
If it don't feel right you can cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight cool night
Just let me hold you by the firelight
Come on over tonight, come on over
Come on over tonight, come on over

[whome]

Why do you build me up (Build me up) buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (Let me down)and mess me around
And then worst of all (Worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (Say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up) buttercup, don't break my heart

"I'll be over at ten", you told me time and again
But you're late, I wait around and then (Bah-dah-dah)
I run to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time, and I'll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (Build me up) buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (Let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (Worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (Say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up) buttercup, don't break my heart

To you I'm a toy but I could be the boy you adore
If you'd just let me know (Bah-dah-dah)
Although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you all the more
Why do I need you so

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I'll make you happy
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (Build me up) buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (Let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (Worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (Say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darling
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up) buttercup, don't break my heart

I need you (I need you) more than anyone, baby
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart
{fade}


***It never fades! EVER!


chrissy

[ChickenMug]

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts
Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels its always near

i think i'm in love with you

[touchy feely]

i, i've been lonely
and i, i've been blind
and i, i've learned nothing
so my hands are firmly tied
to the sinking leadweight
of failure

i've worked hard all my life
money slips through my hands
my face in the mirror tells me
it's no surprise that i'm
pushing the stone up the hill
of failure

they tempt me with violence
they punish me with ideals
and they crush me with an image of my
life that's nothing but unreal
except on the goddamned slaveship
of failure

i'll drown here trying
to get up for some air
but each time i think i breathe
i'm laid on with a double share
of the punishing burden
of failure

i don't deserve to be down here
but i'll never leave
and i, i've learned one thing
you can't escape the beast
in the null and void pit
of failure

when i get my hands on some money
i'll kiss its green skin
and i'll ask its dirty face
"where the hell have you been?"
"i'm the fuel that fires the engine
of failure"

i'll be old and broken down
i'll forget who and where i am
i'll be senile or forgotten
but i'll remember and understand
you can bank your hard-earned money
on failure

i saw my father crying
i saw my mother break her hand
on a wall that wouldn't weep
but that certainly held in
the mechanical moans of a dying man
who was a failure

my back hurts me when i bend
because i carry a load
my brain hurts me like a knife hole
because i've yet to be shown
how to pull myself out from
the sucking quicksand
of failure

some people live in hell
many bastards succeed
but i, i've learned nothing
i can't even elegantly bleed
out the poison blood
of failure

[Maetsukker]

Rue Des Tempetes by Young Gods atm.

bash

[The Rambam]

Everyone loves the Giants.

There's a girl with a crown and a scepter
Who's on WLSD
And she says that the scene isn't what it's been
And she's thinking of going home
That it's old and it's totally over now
And it's old and it's over, it's over now
And it's over, it's over, it's over now
I can see myself

At the end of the tour
When the road disappears
If there's any more people around
When the tour runs aground
And if you're still around
Then we'll meet at the end of the tour
The engagements are booked through the end of the world
So we'll meet at the end of the tour

Never to part since the day we met
Out on Interstate 91
I was bent metal you were a flaming wreck
When we kissed at the overpass
I was sailing along with the people
Driving themselves to distraction inside me
Then came a knock on the door which was odd
And the picture abruptly changed

At the end of the tour
When the road disappears
If there's any more people around
When the tour runs aground
And if you're still around
Then we'll meet at the end of the tour
The engagements are booked through the end of the world
So we'll meet at the end of the tour

This was the vehicle these were the people
You opened the door and expelled all the people
This was the vehicle these were the people
You opened the door and expelled all the people
This was the vehicle these were the people
You let them go

At the end of the tour
When the road disappears
If there's any more people around
When the tour runs aground
And if you're still around
Then we'll meet at the end of the tour
The engagements are booked through the end of the world
So we'll meet at the end of the tour
And we're never gonna tour again
No, we're never gonna tour again

[Hank]

All that 'schlager at the bar
Flakes of gold swim in my brain
I ate the worm the night before
And tonight I'll probably do it again
Shotgun Becks down at the Shore
I've got a friend at the liquor store
Deaner likes his red wind dry
So booze me up and get me high

Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease my mind and soothe the hurt

Me and George finish the Jack
After drinkin' down my last six pack
I'm not feelin' bad myself
'Cause there's another bottle on the shelf
Cribber likes his Guinness in cans
And Andrew, he's a tequila man
But it don't take much to get me by
So booze me up and get me high

Booze me up and get me high
Why don't you give it a try?
Let the bottle do the work
To ease my mind and soothe the hurt

[ChickenMug]

People just ain't no good
I think that's welll understood
You can see it everywhere you look
People just ain't no good

We were married under cherry trees
Under blossom we made our vows
All the blossoms come sailing down
Through the streets and through the playgrounds

The sun would stream on the sheets
Awoken by the morning bird
We'd buy the Sunday newspapers
And never read a single word

People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good

Seasons came, Seasons went
The winter stripped the blossoms bare
A different tree now lines the streets
Shaking its fists in the air
The winter slammed us like a fist
The windows rattling in the gales
To which she drew the curtains
Made out of her wedding veils

People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good at all

To our love send a dozen white lilies
To our love send a coffin of wood
To our love let aal the pink-eyed pigeons coo
That people they just ain't no good
To our love send back all the letters
To our love a valentine of blood
To our love let all the jilted lovers cry
That people they just ain't no good

It ain't that in their hearts they're bad
They can comfort you, some even try
They nurse you when you're ill of health
They bury you when you go and die
It ain't that in their hearts they're bad
They'd stick by you if they could
But that's just bullshit
People just ain't no good

People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good
People they ain't no good at all

[puppy]

Lois:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on tv.

Peter:
But where are those good ol' fashioned values

All:
On which we used to rely????!!!!!!
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

Stewie:
Laugh and cry!!

All:
He's a family guy!!!!!

[Maetsukker]

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

EFF-TEE-DOUBLE-YOO

[gbowles]

all the ghosts that haunt us don't scare
we're just too selfish to be that aware

why believe yourself

dull clouds line the pathways
to ugly skylines
rivers flow to grey buildings
sweet air bitter taste

why believe yourself

why...

[Jeff]

Whiskey and cookies on the mantle
The children asleep wait for St. Nick
While they sleep we can drink
The tree is hung - tribute to you
And three hundred and sixty for days til I see you again
And a thousand more tears
And a thousand more tears

St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry, try not to think
St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry, try not to think
Try not to think...

And you drink your eggnog and I'll drink my wine
Toast the season, but just one more time
The morning is coming, the whiskey is empty
The gifts have arrived, St. Nick has come and gone

St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry, try not to think
St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry...

And it ends like it started, the hugs and the kisses
The bullshit flows, the bullshit flows
You raise your bottle, and I'll raise my flask
Toast Christmas future, and toast Christmas past
And when they're all gone, sit down in peace
Wait one more year
And pour just one more drink

St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry, try not to think
St. Nicholas, St. Nicholas, at the North Pole
364 days spent all alone
Take off your boots, pour a drink
Try not to cry, try not to think
Try not to think...
St. Nicholas... All alone...

[puppy]

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

David Hoffman
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years
He'll probably work here for more

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Some of them are Davids
[Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Jadiski
Man, this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper on time

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Capisano
I hardly know him
...

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

[Daves:] We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows
We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows

Some of us them are Davids
But most of us are Daves
We all have our own hands
But we come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
[Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]
[All: These are the Daves]

[Jeff]

I had to transcribe this one myself, it's so good.

Two antique dealers in a SUV, proceeded to cut me off
I followed them downtown to one of them artists lofts
one of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch"
I said "no". I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a bitch"

Truck driving son of a bitch
Truck driving son of a bitch
Chain smokin', baby chokin'
Truck driving son of a bitch

The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy bob's come on in
Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the spring days inn
in the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch
said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a bitch

I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a pill-poppin', [????]
truck driving son of a bitch
A chicken fried, steak eatin'
truck driving son of a bitch
A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour
truck driving son of a bitch

Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn
Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked
Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch
Me and Bob beat the shit out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a bitch

Truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
A sideburn wearin', redman chewin'
Truck driving son of a bitch
Thema and Lousie ????
Truck driving son of a bitch
Truck driving son of a bitch

Truck driving son of a bitch
Chain smokin', CB jokin'
truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch

truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
Gear shiftin', chicken lickin'
truck driving son of a bitch

Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair. Where you goin' boy?

Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen!

Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the fuck out of my truck.

[Miss Yvonne]

I might get "these are the daves i know" in my head now.


And she runs through her days with a smile on her face
And she runs, and she waits, and I wait

We can drive to anyplace, day or night, across the state
And in the morning, into Mexico, we will wake up

I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath

I stumble in the hallway, outside the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door

I will be with her tonight

[The Rambam]

Because your kiss (your kiss!)
Is on my list
Because your kiss (your kiss!)
Is on my list
Because your kiss is on my list
Of the best things in life
Because your kiss (your kiss!)
Is on my list
Because your kiss (your kiss!)
I can't resist

[Redundant Retard]

(Dash Crofts, James Seals)

See the curtains hanging in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shining through the window
Lets me know everything's alright

[Chorus:]
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

See the paper lying on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the door step
Through the screen and across the floor

[Chorus]

Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
When I come home from a hard days work
And you're waiting there, not a care in the world

See the smile a-waiting in the kitchen
Food cooking and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

[Chorus]

[Redundant Retard]

Quiet, please: There are leaves falling
Trees do their striptease, summer is ending
I wonder why you look so far away
Against the sky in fifty shades of gray

Night falls like a grand piano
Outside it could be China

Let's watch the trees that trickled
Toward the sun dance in the rain
Dying to have some fun

Thunder sings a requiem
Lightning is taking pictures of everything from every point of view
Let's go outside and have our picture taken too, I love you
-----------------------------

This song is beautiful. The 6ths rules.

[Jeff]

Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...

So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
He sniffed it up and kicked his heels, said, "Horton, that's some blow!"

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' planes
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a pourin' rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

So I loaded up them bales in my pick-em-up truck,
Headed west for Dallas, where I would try my luck
I didn't have a notion if I could sell 'em there
Thirty minutes later, I was a millionaire...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' planes
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a pourin' rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

And now I am a rich man, but I'm still a farmer, too
But I sold my farm in Tejas, bought a farm down in Peru
And when get so homesick, I think I'm goin' insane,
I travel back to Tejas in a low-flyin' plane...

Bales of cocaine, fallin' from low-flyin' planes
I don't know who done dropped 'em, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine, fallin' like a pourin' rain
My life changed completely by the low-flyin' planes

[touchy feely]

I can stand beside
Things I think are right
And I can stand beside
The idea of stand and fight
And I do believe
There’s a dream for everyone
This is our country
From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is ooouuurrrrr country

There's room enough here
For science to live
And there's room enough here
For religion to forgive
And try to understand
The other people of this world
This is our country
From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is ooouuurrrrr country

That poverty could be
Just another ugly thing
And bigotry could be
Seen only as obscene
And the ones that run this land
Will help the poor and common man
This is our country
From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is ooouuurrrrr country

The dream will never leave
And some day it will come true
And it’s up to me and you
To do the best that we can do
And let the voice of freedom
Sing out through this land
This is our country
From the east coast
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
Back home
This is ooouuurrrrr country

[SHARPPIE]

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah...