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Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:01
by f|oodmatt
notHuman";p="422234 wrote: and there's nothing wrong with those tits
EXACTLY!
THEM TITTYS AIN'T RETAARDED!

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:04
by GoatOvaries
Dude if you are going to try to quote Dave Attell at least get the fucking joke right.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:19
by f|oodmatt
I am quoting Dave Attell and it is right cocksmooch. Instead of quoting the entire joke I just added one line from it to my post of "exactly" in reference to her tits. Shouldnt you be lubing your ass up for your midmorning bout with your daddy???

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:23
by GoatOvaries
Goddamn it must suck to be so fucking lame like yourself there "Max". Seriously you just drop inacurate movie/comedian lines as some kind of weak defense. Your insults about me and my dad are fucking weak and amatuer. Grow the fuck up. Perhaps laying off alcohol will enlighten you to something more effective along the lines of humor and insults.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:43
by f|oodmatt
Goddamn it must suck to be so fucking lame like yourself there "Max". Seriously you just drop inacurate movie/comedian lines as some kind of weak defense.Your insults about me and my dad are fucking weak and amatuer. Grow the fuck up. Perhaps laying off alcohol will enlighten you to something more effective along the lines of humor and insults.
Aren't you a virgin? Aren't you on here all the time, literally all the time??
In defense of what?? You make no sense. I was commenting on her tits. Not defending myself. And that's an accurate quote.
Perhaps having a drink of alcohol will enlighten you to something more effective about life in general other then spending it on here all the time.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:44
by GoatOvaries
blah blah blah, your typing but not saying anything. I'm here for only a handful of hours a day. Not 24 7 like you would think btw.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:48
by f|oodmatt
Tell yourself that if it makes you feel better.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 08:55
by GoatOvaries
I tell myself the truth. I am here 7 hours max. Most of the time i'm either out of the house or sleeping. As for alcohol and drugs in general I find it fucking disgusting and for self destructing morons. As for being a virgin I could give a fuck. I get no prize for fucking anyone. Such a fucking sad tool to make yourself look better. OH I FUCK I HAVE SEX YOU STUPID VIRGIN. Very pointless.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 09:04
by f|oodmatt
That's right you're "xxstraight edgexx" hahaha
I'll buy you a drink in a couple years and we'll have a hearty laugh about that.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 10:23
by GoatOvaries
Straight Edge? I don't go to concerts and beat up stoners and drunks. I'm just not a complete moron who takes drugs or drinks.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 10:37
by f|oodmatt
So anyone that drinks or takes drugs is a complete moron?

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 02 Dec 2004, 10:38
by GoatOvaries
Most of them from what I have seen are either four things, Pretenious douchebags, complete fucking morons, whiny bitches or scumbag assholes.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 06 Dec 2004, 13:18
by Koala
where is Bobo?

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 07 Dec 2004, 02:30
by notHuman
heh it's funny when people are on at the same time and they start chatting back and forth heh heh heh. not funny haha.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 17 Jan 2005, 21:01
by Koala
BOBO

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 18 Jan 2005, 00:14
by notHuman
Koala";p="274333 wrote:Image
she's hot

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 01:30
by Koala
boBo

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 02:00
by Jeff
Corrado";p="422324 wrote:I am quoting Dave Attell and it is right cocksmooch. Instead of quoting the entire joke I just added one line from it to my post of "exactly" in reference to her tits. Shouldnt you be lubing your ass up for your midmorning bout with your daddy???
"You ever black out when you're drinking, or as I call it, time travel? You're in a bar, you're drinking, you black out, you're in another bar, drinking, you pass out, wake up in McDonalds... been working there about three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit, but you're banging that girl who works the fryilator! They say she's retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!"

For the record.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 02:35
by General Tso s Chicken
shrimpy is way cooler than layla .

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 12:04
by notHuman
do you mean fry is cooler than leela?

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 12:16
by oflimiteduse
bobo is teh l337 you check out his street creds... too much anger for meadow though..

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 12:19
by Mr John
Old Bean";p="422170 wrote:The problem with all the fake accounts is that we don't know when one of these idiots is real.
God dammit I get all horny when you talk common sense Jeff.
I hope you're reading this all you MPD motherfuckers oot there.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 17:16
by Megan's Law
10";p="422162 wrote:NEWS FROM LEILA BELA'S WEBSITE;

04-16-03 ::
We are very pleased to say we have made the Vinal Edge Records "best of 2003" list :shock: Chris?
meadow?";p="274323 wrote: I found her to be extremeley mediocre.
wha?
the boss must have liked her...

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 17:17
by i'm so gay
music isn't about being cool...


it's about busting your ass for something and sucking at it.

Re: Leila bela almost cooler than mike Patton?

Posted: 29 Jan 2005, 04:30
by notHuman
i am looking forward to suspended animation