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machette

Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 12:07
by crotchgrabber
gonna go see it this weekend.
predictions? onions?

i'm preparing myself for a massive let down from the original grindhouse trailer. but i'm not paying so why the fuck not?

Re: machette

Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 16:01
by General Tso s Chicken
MEH-chette .

polarizing reviews on imdb usually mean stink bomb .

rotton tomatoes seemed to point to underwhelmingness .

cheech maron is fat , and was he ever really that funny ? they prolly shoulda just left it a trailer , but i could be wrong ?

please follow up with a review though . so i know what i'll be in for when i watch it .

Re: machette

Posted: 02 Sep 2010, 00:15
by Grotocult
the trailer was ridiculous
then when the dude popped up at the beginning of Predators right after it went to a whole new level of wah?

Re: machette

Posted: 02 Sep 2010, 07:15
by Mr John
WANT.

Re: machette

Posted: 04 Sep 2010, 09:40
by crotchgrabber
well, that was fucking fun.
boobs, blood, plot holes, more boobs and blood, intestine bungee jumping...

Re: machette

Posted: 05 Sep 2010, 22:19
by not jimmy
i'll enjoy it for what it is

Re: machette

Posted: 07 Sep 2010, 19:25
by crotchgrabber
exactly.
i was giggling the whole time. and i didn't even have a finger in my butt.

Re: machette

Posted: 12 Sep 2010, 16:23
by not jimmy
you mean to tell me you could have been giggling even harder?

Re: machette

Posted: 12 Sep 2010, 16:46
by crotchgrabber
now i know. next time this mistake will be rectefied.

Re: machette

Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 15:59
by Mr John
crotchgrabber wrote:now i know. next time this mistake will be rectified.
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Re: machette

Posted: 11 Oct 2010, 18:19
by General Tso s Chicken
machette was awesome .

Re: machette

Posted: 12 Oct 2010, 06:57
by Mr John
Release Date:26 November 2010 (UK)
:roll:

Re: machette

Posted: 12 Oct 2010, 10:43
by General Tso s Chicken
tpb .

Re: machette

Posted: 09 Nov 2010, 12:28
by Grotocult
General Tso s Chicken wrote:tpb .
pb

Re: machette

Posted: 05 Jan 2011, 20:12
by crotchgrabber
my dad just dropped off the dvd for me.
i'm going to head home in a bit, crack a beer, stick a finger in my butt and watch it again.

Re: machette

Posted: 21 Feb 2011, 21:13
by not jimmy
loved it!

exceeded my expectations
lohan and alba boobs!!! Oh my god

Re: machette

Posted: 22 Feb 2011, 02:08
by Eviltoastman
Possibly the finest film of 2010. Everything was hilarious.