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gonna go see it this weekend.
predictions? onions?

i'm preparing myself for a massive let down from the original grindhouse trailer. but i'm not paying so why the fuck not?
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MEH-chette .

polarizing reviews on imdb usually mean stink bomb .

rotton tomatoes seemed to point to underwhelmingness .

cheech maron is fat , and was he ever really that funny ? they prolly shoulda just left it a trailer , but i could be wrong ?

please follow up with a review though . so i know what i'll be in for when i watch it .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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the trailer was ridiculous
then when the dude popped up at the beginning of Predators right after it went to a whole new level of wah?

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WANT.
"Bof."

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well, that was fucking fun.
boobs, blood, plot holes, more boobs and blood, intestine bungee jumping...
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i'll enjoy it for what it is

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exactly.
i was giggling the whole time. and i didn't even have a finger in my butt.
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you mean to tell me you could have been giggling even harder?

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now i know. next time this mistake will be rectefied.
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crotchgrabber wrote:now i know. next time this mistake will be rectified.
Image
"Bof."

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machette was awesome .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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Release Date:26 November 2010 (UK)
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tpb .
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General Tso s Chicken wrote:tpb .
pb

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my dad just dropped off the dvd for me.
i'm going to head home in a bit, crack a beer, stick a finger in my butt and watch it again.
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loved it!

exceeded my expectations
lohan and alba boobs!!! Oh my god

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Possibly the finest film of 2010. Everything was hilarious.
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