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This thread is made for The Fast Show.

Having said that, I'll post this instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaqxIXs_mn4

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Great thread.
Absolutely, Denzil and Gwyneth with the hoover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqIQPx8AQWw

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Mr John wrote:Great thread.
Absolutely, Denzil and Gwyneth with the hoover

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqIQPx8AQWw

:lol:

My all time favourite from that show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FZOe-nkYPg
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Oh God yeah.
I know a guy at work just like him.
Bless.

Check out the one where he's in a book shop looking for a manual for a motorbike.
Fantastic.
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It's a stand up comedy bit but I love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhSPZwN3Ztw



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Pv_n044vM

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Maybe deserves a thread of its own, but box sets I recently bought:

Father Ted (all)
The Inbetweeners (1+2)
IT Crowd (1-3)

We watched series 1 of Father Ted over the weekend and laughed like feck.
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Mr John wrote: The Inbetweeners (1+2)
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Really love this show! I almost feel guilty laughing at a guy throwing a frisbee into a disabled girl's face.
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote:there's enough there for me,
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I keep forgetting about great moments like that.
:lol:

Series 3 is soon and series 4 of the IT Crowd has been on for two weeks. But I've missed both eps.
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the last couple minutes of that are downright ridiculous.

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Sketch Comedy skit I wrote for this last Dirty Show. "J" is me. "K" is my wife Kristen. I wrote this for us to do on the stage because I thought it would be romantic

There's a single bed in front of the stage with only one overhead light shining down
Jeremy is sleeping on top of Kristen [she's on her back] and his face is planted between her tits.
SHe has the blanket pulled up to her chin so you can't see that there's anybody but her on the bed
Kristen is wearing a big bushy fake mustache and a pair of boxers and cowboy boots. Jeremy is wearing boxers
We hear snoring and Kristen is woken up from it. She drops a empty beer bottle and looks confused
SHe pulls down the blanket and see's Jeremy between her tits. She screams.
Jeremy Wakes up and instantly lungs for her tits like a crazy person

J Boobs! Boobs! Gimmie those tits! Boobs! Titties!!!!
K stop stop stop stop! Frank stop it! what the fuck is going on?

[Kristen covers her chest]

J what's wrong tammy?
K what did you call me?
J tammy
K who's tammy? My name is George!
J but tammy...
K george!
J tammy?
K george!
J tam...er george...don't you remember anything last last?
K what? No...no i don't what the fuck is going on? What am i doing with these [points to tits]
J [jumps] boobs! Boobs boobs gimmie gimmie boobs!

[Kristen pushes him away and then slaps his face. Then covers her tits again]

K stop frank! I'm freaking out what happened last night?
K we got so fucked up man
J i don't remember anything
J well we drinking and smoking pot and doing cocaine and we got sooooooo fucked up that we decided to go and get sex changes
K what? No way, that's impossible!
J oh yeah it's possible. Except you went first and then when we all saw how hot you were, we changed our minds because we wanted to take you home and fuck.
K what?
J yeah you did us all. Scott, larry, derick, Peter, Steve, Tim, Jerry, Ralph, Jerome...I just finished like 15 minutes ago.
K this is impossible, it takes over year of psycotheripy to get a sex change. You can't get one in a night.
J Yes you can...In Tiajuanna!!!!
K if i'm really a woman that how come i still have my Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Where is it? Where is it? [Say over and over] i must be dreaming...
J here tammy, this will help you remember. I filmed the whole thing on my cameraphone.
K ahhhhhhhhhh!
J this right here is what's going show up when you call me
K ahhhhh no no! What is that! What are you putting up in me.
J oh that's your old cock. We gave the doctor ten extra dollars and he had it stuffed into a dildo.
K oh shit! I'm going to be sick
J look tammy...
K stop calling me tammy damnit! It's george! George! I don't wan't to be a woman, this is so fucked up!
We're old war buddies Frank. You're my best friend!
J with benefits!
K no stop!
J come you little slut! Let's fuck some more!
K don't say shit like that to me!
J i'm still horney! So hooooooorney!
K stop touching me! This is so disturbing!
J you were such a filthy whore last night. I'm getting so hard just thinking about it.
K what?
J just relax tammy...it's okay...being a woman is fun...think about the multiple orgasms...yeah...you like that?...now just relax...
[Goes under blanket and looks like he's eating her out. She's getting into it and then he stands up reaaly quick. There is blood all over his face.]
J what the fuck bitch!
K ahhhhhhhh what just happened?
J why didn't you tell me that it was your time of the month? Fucking gross! Ew ew eeeeeeew!
K i'm sorry! I didn't know! I don't know what's going on!
J wait until i tell all the guys that you didn't warn me that you were ragging. Good luck having any dick in your future bitch.
K no no, please don't say anything, i'm sorry...wait a minute. What am i saying? Why do i care if the guys wont fuck me? I don't want to be a woman! Help me! Some body help!
J [rolls his eyes and makes that chatty mouth gesture with his hand] Just like a woman
K wait a minute...here's something i don't get. How come if i went and had a sex change, why do i still have my mustache?
J [shyly] well...because i always liked it...
K i knew it!
J what?
K you homo!
J what? Shut up!
K you are a big homo!
J what, look at you! You're the one who had a sex change!
K wait until i tell all the guys that you like kissing mustaches. I bet you want my mustache to give you a blow job
J what? You wouldn't dare!
K try me superstar!
J okay okay enough!...i won't say a thing if you don't...
K ...okay
J promise...
K i promise...
[They shake and she walks back to the bed and climbs in]
J so...uh...how about that blow job?
K come here
J oh sweet! Shall i get the camera?
K i want to cuddle...
J what?
[Fade out]
K cuddle
J oh...guys don't really like to do that. You remember right George?
K it's tammy...cuddle
J oh come on. This sucks
K cuddle
[He climbs into bed moaning and complaining gets under the sheets. And the end

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:lol:

you're a sick, sick individual


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bought season 1 of portlandia/watching season 2.
I didn't think the same joke over and over could make me laugh over and over.

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yeah i was prepared to not care for that much .

fred armenianson , well on snl he anoyed me , what little i saw of him . some of the portlandia stuff is very very funny though .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.

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